Sensual

Jokes

A man approaches a prostitute and asks for her rates.

She replies, “$10 for a quickie on the grass, $30 for a quickie in the car, and $50 for a sensual girlfriend experience at a hotel.”

The man says, “Ok, here's $50.”

The prostitute says, Ok cool, I see you are a man of class!”

The man replies, “Class my ass, I want it five times on the grass!”


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Prostitute rates...NSFW

Man approaches a prostitute and asks for her rates.
She replies, “ $10 for a quickie on the grass, $30 for a quickie in the car, and $50 for a sensual girlfriend experience at a hotel.”

The man says, “ok, heres $50.”

The prostitute say, “ ok cool, i see you a man of class!”

The man then replies, “ class my ass,


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Sensual Massages

This girl at the office keeps trying to get me fired for apparently giving her sensual massages at inappropriate times.
I said, "Go right ahead and try, I dont even work here!"

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What does Snoop Dogg get when he books a romantic getaway but instead finds himself at a geologists' convention?

♪*A sensual subduction* ♪

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Geography of a Woman vs a Man.

Between 18 & 22 a woman is like Africa... half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.
Between 23 & 30 a woman is like America... well developed & open to trade, especially for high financed investors.
Between 31 & 45 a woman is like India... very hot, relaxed& convinced of her own beauty.
Between 46 & 55 a w


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Geography of a Woman vs a Man.

Between 18 & 22 a woman is like Africa... half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.
Between 23 & 30 a woman is like America... well developed & open to trade, especially for high financed investors.
Between 31 & 45 a woman is like India... very hot, relaxed& convinced of her own beauty.
Between 46 & 55 a w


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