Seminar

Jokes

My seminar on "Blame Avoidance" was cancelled.

But no matter who I ask, it always seems to be someone else's fault.

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Last night I spent 2,000 bucks on a reincarnation seminar.

I figured, what the heck. You only live once.

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Cancelled

The seminar “How To Avoid Frauds” is cancelled.

Tickets are non-refundable.

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I wanted to attend the seminar on vomit control.

Unfortunately, something came up.

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Did you know there was a seminar for jokes you wouldnt understand?

Guess you had to be there.

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Im running a seminar tomorrow on multiple personalities.

Please arrive early to fill out your name tags.

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My coworker is unable to attend next weeks innuendo seminar

I have to fill her slot instead

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Hi, is this the seminar for unpunctual people?

- It was this morning.
- Oh sorry...
- Come in, we just arrived.

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Yesterday my school held a seminar on how to hold orgasms

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Yesterday my school held a seminar on how to orgasm

Nobody came

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I sent a memo to my secretary about her invite to the upcoming sexual innuendo in the workplace seminar

If she couldn’t attend then I would have to fill her slot.

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A Manager comes back from a Leadership Seminar

A manager comes back from a Leadership Seminar, full of bright ideas and cheerfulness. He calls a meeting of all of his employees and announces that his office door will be open, and he will be easily accessible for the rest of the week, and if there is ANYTHING an employee needs, now is the time to come talk to him.

Less than an hour later, the manager is sitting in his office, and


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A policeman stops an old guy in questionable condition at 1am.

“What are you doing out so late, sir?” asks the police officer.

“I’m going to a seminar on ‘The harmful effects of alcohol’,” replies the man.

“Are you pulling my leg or something?!“ says the police officer. “Who would hold a seminar like that at this hour?!”

The man sighs, “my wife.&rdqu


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I was quite excited to attend a seminar on unmanned aerial vehicles...

but the speaker just droned on and on!

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Im sitting and waiting for a seminar on Tantric sex to end.

The speaker is taking forever to come.

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My colleague can no longer attend next weeks Innuendo Seminar,

so I have to fill her slot.

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The Difference

During an anti-sexual harassment seminar at work, I asked, "What's the difference between sexual harassment and good-natured teasing?" A women shouted, "A million dollars." 

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How to earn $1 000 000

Hello! We're beginning the seminar "how to earn $1 000 000 for a day". A question to the hall:
— How much costs the ticket for the seminar?
— $1000.
— How many seats are in the hall?
— 1 000.
— Thanks, the seminar has ended.

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How to earn $1 000 000

Hello! We're beginning the seminar "how to earn $1 000 000 for a day". A question to the hall:
— How much costs the ticket for the seminar?
— $ 1000.
— How many seats are in the hall?
— 1 000.
— Thanks, the seminar has ended.

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The other day I held a seminar on how to withhold orgasms.

Nobody came.

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I did invite you to the seminar about Vietnam but

**YOU WEREN’T THERE MAN!!!!**
*YOU WEREN’T THERE!!*

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Last night there was a seminar on how to withhold orgasms.

Nobody came.

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Last night there was a seminar on how to withhold orgasms.......

Nobody came

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Seminar about time travel

will be held yesterday.

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On your knees everyone!

After a seminar on 'Your words are powerful' I decided to test my power.

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So I walked into a banking hall with my right hand in my bag and shouted, " On your knees everyone!"
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Before I could blink, everybody had obeyed me. Some people even laid face down.
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After a while I brought out the bible and said, "let us


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A ghost encounter seminar was being held....

During the ghost seminar they talked about different types of encounters according to their rarity. The first obviously being the presence of a ghost to demonstrate the point the mc asked everyone who had felt the Presence of a ghost to raise their hand. All but two people raised their hands.

The second most common encounter was seeing a ghost, most people raised their hands.


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I spent over $5,000 on a reincarnation seminar the other day.

I thought why the hell not, you only live once.

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Orgasm Control Seminar

My buddy is holding a seminar at the learning annex for people who have difficulty achieving an orgasm.


If you can't come, it's cool.

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My colleague can no longer attend next week's seminar on innuendo...

Now I have to fill her slot...

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The seminar about time travel will be held yesterday.

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I just forked over $5,000 for a reincarnation seminar

I figured what the hell you only live once.

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I was going to go to a seminar on sodomy...

Butt fuck it.

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I went to a seminar on drilling methods yesterday...

Boring!

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Annual "How to Avoid Array Overflowing" seminar will be held

at Febuary'29

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An interview with a fisherman.

After winning his 10th Masters Tournament Bill Bingly was being interviewed by ESPN. When asked about his secret to success, he responded with
"The best fish respond best to the best bait. I make my own bait at home and for the first time, I am willing to sell my bait to other fisherman. I can only make so much so, I will only be selling to the minor league fisherman. I will also be ho


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I recently went to a science seminar on new materials we could use to make knives more efficient

It was cutting edge stuff.

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My job sent me to a sexual harassment seminar last week...

And now, I'm thinking I'm gonna be pretty good at it.

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I forgot to go to my seminar on mindfulness

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My son has been really nervous ever since he lost the specimen he was going to display at his upcoming insect "show and tell" seminar

i just hope he doesn't have butterflies in his stomach

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My coworker can no longer attend next week's Innuendo Seminar...

...so I have to fill her slot instead.

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Motivation Seminar

At a motivational seminar, three men are asked to come up to the stage. They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you?"

The first guy says, "I would like to hear them say that I was the great doctor of my time, and a great family man."

The second guy says, &


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Seminar topic at the annual vampire conference

"How to Deal with Stakeholders"

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As a volunteer, I taught a seminar on how to write persuasive speeches at my local prison.

I titled the course: "Prose and Cons".

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