Seedy

Jokes

I saw some prostitutes hanging around my local garden centre

I guess it is a bit of a seedy establishment

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Two peanuts walked into a seedy bar

One of them got a-salted.

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One of those seedy massage parlors opened up across my kids school.

After couple of months of outrage and protesting. We finally did it and closed that school down.

I know what you’re thinking, finally a happy ending OC joke.

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A man was walking through a rather seedy section of town.

A bum walked up to him and asked the man for two dollars.

The man asked, "Will you buy booze?"

The bum replied, "No."

Then the man asked, "Will you gamble it away?"

The bum said, "No."

Then the man asked the bum, "Will you come home with me so my wife can see what happens to a man who


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I'd tell you a joke about granary bread...

...but I fear it's a tad seedy

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Why can you never trust a fruit over a vegetable?

because they're seedy.

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A man goes to confession and says...

"forgive me father, for I have sinned."

"What have you done my child?" asked the priest.

"I kidnapped a little boy, and sent the family a ransom note." he told the priest.

"Why don't you just return the boy?" asked the priest.

"Because the cops are swarming all over the apartment w


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I found myself at a seedy dive bar last night and after returning from the bathroom, I nearly choked on a shoestring!


I couldn't believe that someone had laced my drink...

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In the seedy corners of the pokeverse,

In the seedy corners of the pokeverse, dirty establishments hide more 'greasy' businesses. a customer walks into one such place and resquests their finest lady.

A large breasts woman with a beautiful face takes them into a private room, and after they are done 'copulating' he lays back, a satisfied smirk on his face. he says "Damn hun. that was the finest ride


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A man was walking in a park when a young lady approached him.

She exclaimed, "I know you — you're the father of one of my kids!" The gears started turning as the man tried to recollect where he met her, "Oh are you that chick I fucked in Atlanta City in that orgy in that seedy hotel while I was on a business trip? I think you were the one that kept asking to be spanked."

"No, I'm Timmy's 4th grade te


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Why don't women like the letter A?

Because A be seedy.

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My friend tells me that torrenting files is illegal, but it's not.

It's just a little seedy.

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I only buy my music on tape or vinyl still

Anything newer is just too seedy

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I went to a pot bar in Colorado this post weekend

It was really a seedy joint.

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I used to live right in the core of the Big Apple.

Unfortunately I had to move because it was a bit too seedy.

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The moment fetishes become mainstream and accepted. They become boring and no longer exciting

This is why, In the future, well be discussing married sex in the missionary position, in the dark, for the sole purpose reproduction, in hushed tones and on seedy anonymous only websites

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You know you're in a seedy part of town

when you ask the waitress for coke and she says "is meth ok?"

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Why was everyone afraid of the everything bagel?

Because he looked pretty seedy!

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Where do all the bad hamburger buns live?

In the seedy part of town

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Requires a little visualization, "The Penguin"

Buddy needs a lay but only has $10 to his name, finds a seedy women in a seedy bar.

So he asks her "what can I get for $10 bucks"

"The Penguin" She replies. Desperate he's quick to agree and they find their way into an alley.

She pulls her skirt up and stands with her legs shoulder width apart bent over.

"Pull your


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Why didn't the cantaloupe trust the watermelon?

Because it was seedy

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