Secretive

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What is the most secretive city in Japan?

Nakanatelu

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What do you call the secretive politicians that try to run for President?

**Candidacies**

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What do you call secretive politicians?

**Candidacies**

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What do you call a secretive group of spies or terrorist agents that remain inactive within a target population until ordered to act that are ALSO great at cleaning?

Sweeper Cell

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My marriage is over.

I loved my wife Lorraine in the beginning, but for the longest time I've had a crush on my friend Claire-Lee Robins, who I know feels the same way about me. Eventually Lorraine found out about my secretive feelings, and just like that, she packed her bags and left.

I do feel bad about it all. But then I realised; I can see Claire-Lee now Lorraine has gone.


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What are the most secretive nuts?

Psst...achios.

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My marriage is over.

I loved my wife Lorraine in the beginning, but for the longest time I've had a crush on my friend Claire-Lee Robins, who I know feels the same way about me. Eventually Lorraine found out about my secretive feelings, and just like that, she packed her bags and left.

I do feel bad about it all. But then I realised; I can see Claire-Lee now Lorraine has gone.


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My marriage is over.

I loved my wife Lorraine in the beginning, but for the longest time I've had a crush on my friend Claire-Lee Robins, who I know feels the same way about me. Eventually Lorraine found out about my secretive feelings, and just like that, she packed her bags and left.

I do feel bad about it all. But then I realised; I can see Claire-Lee now Lorraine has gone.


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My marriage is over.

I loved my wife Lorraine in the beginning, but for the longest time I've had a crush on my friend Claire-Lee Robins, who I know feels the same way about me. Eventually Lorraine found out about my secretive feelings, and just like that, she packed her bags and left.

I do feel bad about it all. But then I realised; I can see Claire-Lee now Lorraine has gone.


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My marriage is over.

I loved my wife Lorraine in the beginning, but for the longest time I've had a crush on my friend Claire-Lee Robins, who I know feels the same way about me. Eventually Lorraine found out about my secretive feelings, and just like that, she packed her bags and left.

I do feel bad about it all. But then I realised; I can see Claire-Lee now Lorraine has gone.


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My marriage is over.

I loved my wife Lorraine in the beginning, but for the longest time I've had a crush on my friend Claire-Lee Robins, who I know feels the same way about me. Eventually Lorraine found out about my secretive feelings, and just like that, she packed her bags and left.

I do feel bad about it all. But then I realised; I can see Claire-Lee now Lorraine has gone.


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My marriage is over.

I loved my wife Lorraine in the beginning, but for the longest time I've had a crush on my friend Claire-Lee Robins, who I know feels the same way about me. Eventually Lorraine found out about my secretive feelings, and just like that, she packed her bags and left.

I do feel bad about it all. But then I realised; I can see Claire-Lee now Lorraine has gone.


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My marriage is over.

I loved my wife Lorraine in the beginning, but for the longest time I've had a crush on my friend Claire-Lee Robins, who I know feels the same way about me. Eventually Lorraine found out about my secretive feelings, and just like that, she packed her bags and left.

I do feel bad about it all. But then I realised; I can see Claire-Lee now Lorraine has gone.


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Why are bakers secretive with recipes?

Knead to know basis.

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I'm very secretive when it comes to relationships...


...even my girlfriend doesn't know we're together yet

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What were the rules of the secretive, "Asking the Stupidest Question" society?

[deleted]

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What does North Korea and a men's restroom have in common?

They are both secretive places, where you're not supposed to talk, and a lot of Dongs hang out.

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Redditors on the street are really secretive

sorry meant /r/street

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Citizen of a secretive dictatorship - AMA!

[this user has been jailed]

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Why is Thors bother so secretive?

Because he tries to keep things Loki...

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I've just won the 2013 'Most secretive person' award.

I can't tell you how much it means to me.

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Good News For Pedophiles

Halloween is here, so you can stop being so secretive about giving small children free candy.

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