Seasoned

Jokes

A stock broker was at a fancy restaurant.

He was very famous so many people would bombard him with questions of to make money fast. While he was ordering his steak, the waiter asked him how would he like it seasoned. On the other hand, inquisitive diners asked him for his favorite company.

"S&P"

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My Grandfather survived pepper spray and mustard gas during world war 2

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What is the difference between Jesus and a seasoned prostitute?

Jesus has only been nailed once.

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During the war, my Grandad faced pepper spray and mustard gas.

He's a seasoned veteran.

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Did you hear about the soldier that survived a mustard gas attack?

He's a seasoned veteran.

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While in the military I experienced both mustard gas and pepper spray...

I am a seasoned veteran.

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A soldier survived mustard gas in battle, and then pepper spray by the police.

He’s now a seasoned veteran.

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How do you tell apart new and seasoned prisoners?

The newbies try to get the guards attention by kicking their locks.

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A soldier survived mustard gas in battle, and then pepper spray by the police.

He's now a seasoned veteran.

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A soldier survived mustard gas in battle, and then pepper sprayed by the police.

He's now a seasoned veteran.

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Apparently many cannibals agree that people that have been in multiple shipwrecks taste better.

You could say that they prefer seasoned survivors.

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A soldier once got attacked by pepper spray and mustered gas

He became a seasoned veteran..........Sorry

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What do you call a soldier who has survived mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran.

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A soldier survived mustard gas in battle, and then pepper spray by police.

He’s now a seasoned veteran

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Did you hear about the cannibal that made curry from a bunch of businessmen?

I guess he liked seasoned professionals!

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My grandfather says he survived mustard gas and pepper sprays during war.

He's a seasoned veteran.

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Why are they called "seasoned veterans"?

Because they got peppered in the war.

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My grandad is a soldier and has survived pepper spray and mustard gas

He's a seasoned veteran.

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What do you call a soldier who survived pepper spray and mustard gas?

A seasoned veteran

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What do you call a soldier that's survived mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran

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A soldier was hit by mustard gas in war, and then pepper spray by a police officer.

He's now a seasoned veteran.

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Staking it all

I helped make some really good curry today. Beef slices seasoned with pepper and other spices.
I know no one asked, but I was just trying to claim my steak in it,
that’s all..

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Soldier.

A soldier survived mustard gas in battle, and then pepper spray by the police. He's now a seasoned veteran.

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The tater tots I took to my friend's super bowl party..

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were just like the Patriots.

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A little old, but seasoned to perfection...

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A soldier survived mustard gas in battle, and then pepper spray by the police.

He's now a seasoned veteran.

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An Italian frog...

An Italian frog had just pulled some rolls out of the oven, and was preparing to eat them with butter when he realized he should have a special dish with them so he removed some of his favorite insects from the cupboard. And then he spiced them. He didn't use oregano, or basil. He didn't use rosemary or parsley. He seasoned them with thyme, because as everyone knows thyme flies when you&


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Did you hear about the soldier who survived pepper spray and mustard gas?

He’s now a seasoned veteran

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My son used herbs and spices for dinner tonight...

I told him to stop as he's not a seasoned professional

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What do you call a soldier who survived pepper spray and then a mustard bomb attack?

A seasoned veteran.

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What do you call someone with experience in spices

A seasoned veteran

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My food isn't seasoned yet,

But it will be in no thyme.

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70 of dishes are under-seasoned, according to a recent survey by the seasoning manufacturers' association. Obviously, this is biased.

Take it with a grain of salt.

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I'm an experienced and seasoned driver

You should see my car's battle scars.

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What do you call a retired military member who has been showered in salt and pepper?

A seasoned veteran.

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What do you call a soldier that has survived both mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned warrior

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What do you call a soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran.

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A soldier survived mustard gas in battle, and then pepper spray by the police...

He's now a seasoned veteran.

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A soldier survived mustard gas and pepper spray attacks..

He is now a seasoned veteran..

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Did you hear about the soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray?

He's a seasoned veteran

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Someone wanted to get into cryptocurrencies and make a million...

He wanted to get into cryptos. He asked a seasoned investor whether they could assist him in making his target one million dollars.

"Sure, I can tell you how to make one million", the seasoned investor remarked.

"Great thank you, what strategy should I follow? The newbie questioned.

"Start with three million".


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A seasoned general, surveying the battlefield with his lieutenant, sees an enemy soldier with his arm in a hole full of water

"Let's avoid him", the general says to the lieutentant. "He's well-armed."

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A soldier survived mustard gas in battle, and then pepper spray by the police

He's now a seasoned veteran

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How do cannibals prefer veterans?

Seasoned.

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Before I go on any long journeys, I always put some salt and pepper on my head.

I'm a well-seasoned traveller.

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Before I go on long journeys, I always out some salt and pepper on my head.

I'm a well-seasoned traveller.

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Did you hear about the soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray?

He's a seasoned veteran

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What did the cannibal eat while he was in the army?

Seasoned veteran

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My dad is a rugged ex-Marine with a salt-and-pepper beard...

He's a seasoned veteran.

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One time, I was served seasoned capacitors for dinner

It was so bad they charged the restaurant with assault and battery

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A soldier survived mustard gas in battle, and then pepper spray by the police. What type of veteran is he?

A seasoned veteran...

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