Seasonal

Jokes

Have you heard about the seasonal camping sale?

It is the winter of discount tents!

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Not seasonal but here it so you can use it later:

I just bought a Jehovah's Witness advent calendar...

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Every time you open a door someone tells you to fuck off

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What's the worst part about delivering salt in the winter

The work is only seasonal

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If you're looking for a seasonal employment opportunity this winter

You could always submit a resume for the chief of staff position at the white house. It's not likely to last more than a few months.

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If you're looking for a seasonal employment opportunity this winter

You could always submit a resume for the chief of staff position at the white house. It's not likely to last more than a few months.

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What do private roads and people with seasonal depression have in common?

Neither gets plowed in the winter.

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Why did the scientists have to wait to cure seasonal affective disorder?

It was the winter of their discontent.

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What's the opposite of Seasonal Affective Disorder?

A tropical depression.

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What do seasonal orgasms and smart graduating college students have in common?

Summa cum laude

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I lost all my winter fat thanks to this seasonal diet.

Now I have spring rolls instead.

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Which bodybuilders treat winter as their cutting season?

The bodybuilders who have seasonal depression

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A remote Eskimo village in Alaska gets its seasonal shipment of provisions which include newspapers, radios, TVs, and canned food.

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A Chukchi village gets its seasonal shipment of provisions consisting of newspapers, TVs, radios, and canned food.

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Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack? (old seasonal joke I know)

Because he only lets it out once a year.

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I was recently hired as a seasonal employee at BestBuy and my manager just gave me the link to our employee discount webpage..... as my Thanksgiving gift to Reddit, I want to share it with you.

www.amazon.com

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I was recently hired as a seasonal employee at Best Buy and was just given the link to our employee discount page and as my gift to Reddit I want to share it with you.

www.amazon.com

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A woman is like a delicate, Spring flower...

...I have really bad seasonal allergies, so I just tend to get my fix by looking at pictures of them online.

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My girlfriend told me I need to spice things up in the bedroom...

So I told her I would cumin her pussy.

(That joke only works sometimes because it's seasonal)

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My girlfriend told me I need to spice things up in the bedroom....

So I told her I would cumin her pussy.

(Joke only works sometimes because it's seasonal)

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I run the best agency in the world that supplies Santa Claus with all his seasonal workers.

I AM THE GOD OF ELF HIRE!

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Seasonal Star Wars joke

> **Darth Vader**: Luke, I know what you're getting for Christmas.

> **Luke**: How?

> **Darth Vader**: I felt your presents.

EDIT: Formatting

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Seasonal joke I wrote (in Spanish)

I'm a native English speaker, and I wrote this joke while on vacation in Mexico at Christmas time:
I have no idea how to do accents - My Spanish is pretty much just spoken...
Que dijo la persona que estaba callendo de un edificio muy muy alto en diciembre?
Feliz gravidad!
(Translation: What did the person falling from the very very tall building in december say?


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I got offered a job at McCormick...

...but it was just seasonal work.

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