What's the best fruit for avoiding scurvy?
Why dont pirates like writing in cursive?
Because it’s scurvy
How did Reddit contract scurvy?
Orange Man Bad
How do pirates like their women?
They like em’ scurvy.
Whats a pirate's favorite kind of woman?
Arrrr....the Scurvy kind!
How is a pirate dick different from a regular dick?
So i know a guy who used to be a sailor.
Now he stays at home, and his wife seems to be discontent with him. So a few weeks ago, he got scurvy. I wondered, "what could possibly give him scurvy? He can just go to the store to get some produce! He's probably got food at home!"
Turns out he was trapped in a fruitless marriage.
Why do pirates prefer more petite women?
They don’t like scurvy girls.
Yar, what be a pirates least favourite body type?
What do you call a mutt that hates fruit?
A scurvy dog
What kind of movies do scurvy circles enjoy?
Which anti-virus software do pirates prefer?
Avast, ye scurvy dogs!
Pirates didn't want the fountain of youth, they wanted a cure to scurvy
A vitamin sea
I dressed up as a Pirate for Halloween, and decide to mix Rum with OJ to prevent getting scurvy.
What is an pirates fav element
potassium because pirate doesnt want scurvy. it not argon k?
Why don't pirates drive on mountain roads?
How does a butt pirate prevent scurvy.
He eats a lot of "fruits".
Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day
Teach a man to fish, and a month later he dies of scurvy.
Did you hear about the Pirate suffering from scurvy?
His attempts to cure it were *fruitless*.
When life gives you lemons...
...you won't get scurvy.
Why did the internet pirate get scurvy?
He couldn't use Lime Wire anymore.
When life hands you lemons...
You probably have Scurvy.