Scurvy

Jokes

What's the best fruit for avoiding scurvy?

Naval oranges

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Why dont pirates like writing in cursive?

Because it’s scurvy

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How did Reddit contract scurvy?

Orange Man Bad

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How do pirates like their women?

They like em’ scurvy.

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Whats a pirate's favorite kind of woman?

Arrrr....the Scurvy kind!

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How is a pirate dick different from a regular dick?

‘Scurvy

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So i know a guy who used to be a sailor.

Now he stays at home, and his wife seems to be discontent with him. So a few weeks ago, he got scurvy. I wondered, "what could possibly give him scurvy? He can just go to the store to get some produce! He's probably got food at home!"

Turns out he was trapped in a fruitless marriage.

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Why do pirates prefer more petite women?

They don’t like scurvy girls.

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Yar, what be a pirates least favourite body type?

It s'curvy!

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What do you call a mutt that hates fruit?

A scurvy dog

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What kind of movies do scurvy circles enjoy?

πrated movies.

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Which anti-virus software do pirates prefer?

Avast, ye scurvy dogs!

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Pirates didn't want the fountain of youth, they wanted a cure to scurvy

A vitamin sea

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I dressed up as a Pirate for Halloween, and decide to mix Rum with OJ to prevent getting scurvy.

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What is an pirates fav element

potassium because pirate doesnt want scurvy. it not argon k?

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Why don't pirates drive on mountain roads?

'Scurvy

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How does a butt pirate prevent scurvy.

He eats a lot of "fruits".

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Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day

Teach a man to fish, and a month later he dies of scurvy.

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Did you hear about the Pirate suffering from scurvy?

His attempts to cure it were *fruitless*.

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When life gives you lemons...

...you won't get scurvy.

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Why did the internet pirate get scurvy?

He couldn't use Lime Wire anymore.

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When life hands you lemons...

You probably have Scurvy.

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