Scorn

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My ex girlfriend used to like it when I made her angry when we were in bed.

She was into hardcore scorn.

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John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party

with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening. After a trip to the bathroom, he made his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him.

"Louise," he moaned, "tell me what happened last night. Was it as bad as I think?"

"Even worse," she said, her voice oozing scorn.


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An elderly Southern man visits a restraunt...

And is absolutely outraged by what he sees. He's standing just through the entryway, fuming, screaming, hurling insults at seemingly everyone who passes.

"You!" He rages, accusatory gaze falling to a pair of nearby women. "What are you doing out here? Your place is in the kitchen, cooking and cleaning! Not loitering !" Still enraged, he turns towards a well


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Office Xmas Party Hangover

John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening.
After a trip to the bathroom, he made his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him. “Louise,” he moaned, “tell me what happened last night. Was it as bad as I think?”
“Eve


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I used to date a chick liked it when I made her angry while we were in bed.

She was into hardcore scorn.

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I'm going to a Pearl Harbor Day party later on.

I'm totally going to get bombed!

*Now... give me your downvotes... yes, I feed upon your scorn!*

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