Schoolmate

Jokes

A schoolmate paid me today, after I'd been helping him with geometry for a year...

We're square now

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There was a boy named Head....

He was just a head, no body, no arms and no legs. When he was 10 he had to participate in the swimming carnival for his school. He signed up for the freestyle 100 meters, and got placed on the starting platform. When the starting gun fired, Head rolled into the water and sank to the bottom.

When a school mate realises he didn't finish at the end, he found Head, dived in to save


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How do you make a little girl cry twice?

Wipe you dick off on her teddy bear.

I...I'm sorry. I was told this by a schoolmate in middle school.

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