Saucer

Jokes

What do you call a flying male pornstar?

A flying saucer.

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A man walks into a bar with a newt on his shoulder...

A man walks into a bar with a newt on his shoulder, he orders a pint of beer for himself and a saucer of milk for Tiny. The barman fetches the drinks and places them on the bar. The man starts to drink the pint and the newt laps up the milk. Upon seeing this the barman asks the man "Why do you call him tiny?" The man replies "because he's my newt"


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Put the conspiracies to rest, Ive seen a real flying saucer before

It was not my family’s proudest thanksgiving.

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Reload

A man sunbathes in the nude and ends up burning his penis

His doctor tells him to ease the pain by dipping it in a saucer of cold milk. Later, his blonde wife comes home and finds him with his dick in a saucer of cold milk.
"Good heavens!" she remarks "I always wondered how you reloaded those things!"


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A man walks by a small store and sees a cat drinking out of a valuable saucer.

He recognizes the saucer's value, and he immediately wants to add it to his collection. However, he is sure that the store owner doesn't know that the saucer is valuable, or else she wouldn't let the cat drink from it, and he doesn't want her to find out and charge him for the full value. So he walks over to her and asks, "How much would you charge me to buy that cat? He l


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Have you ever seen a flying saucer

Guy 1: Hey Fred, have you ever seen a flying saucer?


Guy 2: Not since my wive left me

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Dutch joke ?

location: a stuffy upmarket dutch cafe

A very hungry American tourist walks in and sits down at a table and immediately starts thumbing through a menu

Soon a waiter approaches and asks in a thick dutch accent "How can I help you Sir ?"

Unable to read dutch,the American points at a menu item and says "I'll take that I guess,
just make


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What do you call a wizard holding a teacup?

A saucer-er!

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Don't worry, God will save me...

Said the man to the policeman.
"Suit yourself," the cop said, "it's the apocalypse."
A little while later, a bus comes up to the man.
"Get in, we'll save you!"
"Don't worry," the man said, "God will save me."
"Suit yourself," they said, "it's the apocalypse."
The man


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A guy is sitting at a bar drinking a pint of lager.

While he's sitting there, he notices the barman's cat up on the bar, one leg in the air, licking its balls.

The guy turns to the barman and remarks "Fuck. I wish I could do that. It'd be so relaxing..."

"You can do it, " replies the barman. "Just give him a saucer of milk and I'm sure he'd let you!"


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Oversmart

A famous art collector is walking through Greenwich Village when he notices a mangy old cat lapping milk from a saucer in front of a store. And the collector does a double take when he sees the saucer. He knows it's very old and very valuable.

So he saunters casually into the store and offers to buy the cat for two dollars.

But the store owner says to him, 'I&#


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The Art Collector Clean

A famous art collector is walking through the city when he notices a mangy cat lapping milk from a saucer in the doorway of a store. He does a double take.

He knows that the saucer is extremely old and very valuable, so he walks casually into the store and offers to buy the cat for two dollars.

The store owner replies, "I'm sorry, but the cat isn't for sa


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