Salty

Jokes

A slug has died after his girlfriend left him for a larger snail...

His homies said he was salty.

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What is the difference between Trump and a cheeze it?

They are both just salty orange crackers.

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What did the river say to the sea...

Why you being so SALTY

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Women close to Elon have said his semen taste kind of like BBQ.

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Scientific joke

I was going to make a Sodium joke but Na, it's going to be too salty for you.

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What do 10 year olds on COD and the sea have in common?

They're both salty as fuck

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Why are certain people always salty? Because they feel insults

Because they feel insults.

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Why are certain people always salty? Because they feel insults

Because they feel insults.

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They say people either like sweet, fat or salty treats.

That’s why my relationship works.

I constantly have a sweet tooth so I naturally love my GF.

My GF tends to always favor fatty and greasy foods...

Oh wait.

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What kind of crocodile isn't so salty?

An alligator

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What did the pepper say after getting punched in the face by the salt

Why you gotta be so a- salty

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Why is the ocean always salty?

Because nobody waves back

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My wife and I went to the ocean recently and she swallowed a bunch of sea water. I was going to make a joke about her being salty....

But Na

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What do you call a bunch of Pissed off fishermen?

Salty seamen


My girlfriend came up with this
Say hi if you want to be in the screenshot

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If being salty is a superpower...

Everyone playing with me would think I'm a superhero.

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What snack will you always find at a KKK rally?

Salty Crackers.

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I was about to say a joke about sodium

But it was so salty really salty

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Why was the proud civil engineer salty?

He received constructive criticism.

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What is served at a Trump rally?

White whine and salty crackers!!

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A Milk Stealer is trying to steal some milk from the local farmer...

He brings a bucket and sees a cow and starts going into work, he milks the cow and nearly fills up the bucket.

Eagerly, he drinks the bucket and immediately spits it out. The farmer comes to spot the ruckus and asks the thief,

“What in tarnation are ya doing in my barn?”

The thief replies,

“I was trying to steal milk, but your c


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A customer walks up to a seafood counter

salty boi: hello what can i get you

customer: college tuition money would be great

salty boi: i sell fish

customer: ok sure I’ll take that one

*gestures toward entire department*

salty boi: you got it, here ya go

customer: *oh fuck it’s a fish*

salty boi: you asked for the fish

cus


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They banned me from the school talent show.

But i know they were just salty, because they knew they couldnt make their clothes disappear as well as i did.

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Dumb fisherman.

Two buddies are fishing,   but they haven't caught anything all day.   Then,   another fisherman walks by with a huge load of fish.   They ask him   "excuse me,   but where did you get all those fish?"

The other fisherman replies,   "If you just go down the steam until the water isn't salty,   there are a ton of hungry f


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An angry teen just turned 16.

It's her salty 16.

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Why cannibal wait summer?

Because eating salty.

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Maybe the sea is salty...

because nobody waves back at it

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My urine

Have you ever tasted your urine? I think mine tastes a little salty

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My car hates winter...

... Every time it snows it gets so salty.

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What does a Reditor and the Ocean have in common?

Both are salty.

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What do you call an angry white sailor?

A salty sea cracker

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Sodium

I have a joke for you about sodium but Na you would be to salty.

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Why is the ocean salty?

Because the land doesn't wave back.

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People in Utah's capital are kinda toxic.

One may say they're kind of salty.

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Women come in the same basic taste sensations or flavors as foods-

sweet, salty, sour, hot, bitter, and nuts.

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America's waterways are increasing in salinity and I know who's to blame.

Who else but Fortnite players could be responsible for so many salty streams.

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Why cant you give a basic bitch LSD?

Basics get really salty when you mix them with acid.

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I used to be extremely reactive to solutions. Well, that was until they moved me to something more basic.

I know, I know. I'm just really salty because of it.

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Did you know that the ocean isn't always salty?

Sometimes it's peppery.

Depends on the season.

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Went to Costco to pick up some groceries. I am on the low carb diet but wanted something salty to snack on. Checked aisle by aisle for almonds or pistachios or cashews but they were all out.

Guess it is no nut November.

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Why Can't Pretzels Play Fortnite?

Because They're To Salty!

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What do you say when a joke doesnt land at the salty spittoon?

“Tough crowd, eh?”

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Little girl says to her mum, johnny showed me his willy today, it was just like a peanut, mum says what very small? girl replies...

No very salty.

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My girlfriend left me last week. Her last words were "That's disgusting! And SO SALTY! Yuck!"

That woman did **not** like my cooking.

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My wife and I decided not to have children.

Their tears make the broth too salty.

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Why are democrats so angry, salty, and retarded?

Whoops, sorry...thought this was r/explainlikeimfive

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Mother, you're so sweet yet salty at the same time

Son, what on earth do you mean?

Well isn't it obvious? Umami

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My dad got mad about his blood pressure test being high.

Guess you could say he was pretty salty about it.

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Mommy, little Timmy has his penis like a peanut!

"Because it's small?"

"No because it's salty"

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Little Sally came home from school

Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face, and told her mother, "Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today at the playground!"

Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say, "It reminded me of a peanut." Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally's mom asked, "Really small, was it?"

Sally replied, "No, sa


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Why Doesn't Rome Play With Carthage Anymore?

Carthage got salty.

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