Sadly

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One guy gave his friend an allotment of 10 puns, hoping that one pun would make him laugh

Sadly, no pun in ten did

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Some christians don't seem to understand omnipotence

Sadly, I don't think that's the kind of thing God can help them with.

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You know I might my ex girlfriend at a drift track

Sadly it didn't work out, we drifted apart

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I used to work at a restaurant.

Sadly I was fired after asking my boss if he wanted to see nsfw pictures then sending him pictures of cross-contaminated food

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My African American coworker got fired today.

Sadly, that means no more black Fridays.

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I used to have 2 pets, but one sadly drowned

One couldn't swim, the otter could.

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Trump said he could murder someone in broad daylight and not lose any supporters.

Sadly, that was the last time he ever told the truth.

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I've spent the last four years looking for my ex-girlfriend's killer

But sadly, nobody will do it

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I'm aiming to get my ex-wife back

Sadly it's hard to shoot with a bullet in your hand.

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My friend can make a coin land on a whatever he wants

Sadly it only works 50% of the time

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I applied for a hairdressing course the other day

Sadly i didnt make the cut

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a bear.

Sadly, they had run out of stock. The next day, he walked in again and ordered the same.


The bear was huge.

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I made an area 51 meme...

But sadly it got buried like the aliens.

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Trump said he could murder someone in broad daylight and not lose any supporters.

Sadly, that was the last time he ever told the truth.

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A woman is forced to have liposuction surgery by her family and sadly passes away

I guess they just wanted a fat settlement.

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I once worked as a trapeze artist

But sadly I was let go.

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The first question in my english exam was what sports is the most popular in America

"School shooting" sadly didn't count.

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Sadly Ive lost 20 of my sight

It’s ight

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Sadly ive lost 20 of my penis

Enis

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Sadly there was a storm last night

I lost 25% of my roof
OOF.
The next day it happened again 50 more % was gone
F
I was going to sit on my couch but 20% of that was gone
OUCH

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Sadly, I lost 50 of my joke

Ouch

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Sadly, I've lost 20 of my sight

Sigh

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Sadly I think my family are a bunch of racists.

I started dating a black girl recently, so I decided to bring her home to meet the family.

The kids wouldn't talk to her and my wife told me to pack my bags and leave.

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A very beautiful woman...

A very beautiful woman was standing near my office staircase. Sadly I wasn't brave enough to ask her out.

So I decided to escalator

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I read an interesting book about the hands

sadly, an index wasn't included.

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I read a very informative book about hands

sadly, it didn't include the index.

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I had a treehouse in my backyard growing up, and I even lost my virginity in it.

Sadly it burned down when I was 10

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The CEO of EA raped me....

Sadly the judge threw the case out of court after it was deemed that the rape was just "surprise mechanics" and nothing else.

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The inventor of USB has sadly died.

His life was over in a flash.

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I do a menage every weekend

Sadly I'm french

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I was going to get a couple neon signs for my man cave from the attic...

Sadly, they Argon

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I've spent my entire life looking for ways to get taller.

Sadly, I've come up short.

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I sent 10 puns to a pun contest to see if one would qualify...

But sadly no pun in 10 did.

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The first computer has been traced to Adam and Eve....

Sadly, there were too many reposts and the computer fucking crashed

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JUDGE: I order you to pay $10,000 - do you understand?


MARIO:

JUDGE: It’s a fine.

MARIO [sadly]: No, itsa not.

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Sadly, I buried my wife 2 days ago. And my friend, trying to be considerate, asked me when she died. - I replied, ...

Not quite sure. Probably sometime yesterday.”

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Two phones walk into a bar

Phone 1: so how's the WiFi? Still fighting?


Phone 2: yeah sadly. I just don't feel like she and I connect anymore.


Phone 1: it'll be fine. You just need to find her hot-spot and things will be good again.

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The affair

A 29 year old man was dating a woman called ‘Lorraine’ they had been together a few years but the relationship started to get stale.

One night the man went to a bar to get away from his wife and met a woman named “Clearly” they hit it off and went back to hers to have sex.

The man becomes confused as he doesn’t know how to break it to his gir


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There was a band called 1023M

Sadly their existence was short lived because they never made a gig.

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Today I finally got into Harvard!

Sadly campus security caught me and handed me over to the police for trespassing

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I have many jokes about unemployed people..

Sadly none of them work

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My Italian uncle has recently been hit by a truck full of Macampcheese

Sadly, he pasta way now

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I have many jokes about unemployed people.

Sadly, none of them work...

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Come and get me. I am only 16 year old and barely legal.

Sadly I am a car.

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I always wanted to be the first person in the world to release a mixtape in the Notre Dame

But sadly someone else already dropped some fire there.

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A good friend of mine fell into a vaporiser and died...

She is sadly mist.

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Will there be 4G coverage on Mars?

Sadly it'll only be 0.4g.

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I had a one night stand

But way too many books to fit inside of it. Sadly, I had to get rid of it.

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I tried to teach a monkey new words by writing them on gigantic beach balls.

Sadly he just couldn't get a grip on them.

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A sugar cane man was away at work.

When he came back, he finally saw his wife again.

"Hey sweetheart", he started, " why did you not reply to my letters?"

"Oh, sweetie, I'm sorry.", she replied sadly, remembering of her poor childhood.

"But I never learned how to reed."

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