Rustle

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One night, there was a rustle in the bushes.

His mom shouted, "Russel, get out of the bushes!"

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It was a dark and stormy night, and there was a rustle in the bush.

Get out of the bushes Russell!

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What do you call an epileptic Irish man in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

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The Blue Mouthed Frog

In the jungle, there was a blue mouthed frog. He was very proud that he was the rarest animal in the whole jungle.

He sees a rustle in the bushes, and says, “Who goes there?”

“I’m a lizard, and I eat flies!” said the lizard.

The frog says, “I’m the blue mouthed frog, and I’m the rarest animal in the jungle!&rd


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Two statues in a park.....

.....one of a nude man and one of a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings the two to life.

The angel tells them, "As a reward for being so patient through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty minutes to do what y


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One dark night, there was a rustle in the bushes...

Russel, get out of the bushes!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Rustle.

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Two Statues

There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude woman.They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred
years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings the two to life.
The angel tells them, "As a reward for being so patient through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life


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Weezer first to rustle jimmies? Say it aint so

(hint 1:06)

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Little Red Riding Hood is skipping through the forest to Grandma's house.....

.....Suddenly, somewhere in the bushes she hears a rustle of leaves, as the big bad wolf crouches deep in the shadows of the trees.

"Who's therrre?" she calls. But the sly old wolf is silent, and creeps off, deep into the brush.

So with a merry skip and a whistle she continues on her way, until again she hears that faint, crisp, rustle of leaves, as the


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Revenge

There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings the two to life.

The angel tells them, "As a reward for being so patient through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life fo


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Two in the Bush...

There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings the two to life.
The angel tells them, 'As a reward for being so patient through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty


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What happens when the typical activity of philosophical grizzlies undergoes an abrupt change?

Beartrends Rustle

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"Russel Brand reports he keeps being told he needs to shake up his image"

or, as people have been phrasing it 'Rustle brand'.

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I rustle jimmies

look at my name lol

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

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