Ruble

Jokes

What does a dollar a ruble and a pound have in common?

A pound of rubles is equal to one dollar.

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In Soviet Russia, Chicken feed, YOU!

One day, a farmer receives a knock on the door. He opens up and it's the KGB.

Man: Good morning, sirs.

KGB: utro sobirayetsya sosat'

Man: How can I help you, comrades?

KGB: We would like to know what you feed your chickens.

Man: Of course, comrades, I feed my chickens the top quality chicken feed that I receive in my ration


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Did you hear about that terrorist attacks in Moscow?

There's Ruble everywhere.

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What's the relationship between the pound, the dollar, and the ruble?

A pound of rubles is worth one dollar.

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Russian boy says "Father, can I have 1 Ruble?"

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Russian economy is doing so poorly

the ruble is falling faster than your mom's panties.

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A very old Jewish joke...

Ivan comes over to Rabinovitch and asks him for a ruble. Rabinovitch gives him one and Ivan starts to walk away when Rabinovitch calls to him and says "How do I know that you'll return me that ruble? I want a deposit. Hand me your axe."
Ivan gives him his axe and starts to walk away again. Once again, Rabinovitch calls to him and says "I also want to charge you interest f


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What is the difference between a dollar and a ruble ?

A dollar.

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Silly PoliticalFinance Joke

What do Vladimir Putin, Crude Oil, and the Russian Ruble have in common?

They're all going to be 65 this year.

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What's the relation between a pound, ruble and dollar?

A pound of rubles costs one dollar

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If you go to your back yard and pick up some dirt, how much is it worth?

About 100 times that of Russian ruble.

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What's the difference between a ruble and a dollar?

One dollar

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In regards to the recent ruble crash in Russia

A Russian boy asks his father

"Daddy, can I have 5 ruble for buy milk bread and vodka?"

His father replies

"20 ruble? What you need 50 ruble for?"

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The Ruble

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Ruble Crash

Son:Father; may I borrow 5 rubles for some bread and milk?
Father:20 rubles? What do you need 50 rubles for?
Source:4chan
Just thought i'd share a great joke that I found today.

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A Russian boy asks his father...

A Russian boy asks his father

"Daddy, can I have 5 ruble to buy milk, bread, and vodka?"

to which his father replies

"20 ruble?! What do you need 50 ruble for?!"

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