Rubble

Jokes

A man walks into a casino and sees The Hulk sitting amidst a pile of rubble and dead bodies. He is mortified and asks The Hulk, WHY?!?

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We could have the Notre Dame rubble cleared up in a day...

Just tell the priests there’s an underaged boy trapped somewhere under it.

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Hitler and a miner are in a mine.



The miner says to Hitler, "we're getting too much stone and rubble from mining so much!"


Hitler replies with "Well then we'll have to mine less."


Then suddenly, a grammar Nazi bursts through the wall and says "Its actually 'MINE FEWER'!"


Hitler then replies with "


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Who did the Hamburglar frame for the theft of Fred Flintstone's Dino-Burger?

Rubble Rubble!

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Three days after the 911 attacks a Russian passenger comes under the rubble...

Shaking the dirt and the dust from his suit he mumbles:"Americans and their stupid airports..."

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I bet in 2000 years they're gonna be digging up the rubble of our destroyed earth and they'll find a Nokia still on half battery.

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What rhymes with Poland?

Rubble during WWII.

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What do Palestinians and Fred Flintstone have in common?

They both look out the window and see rubble.

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What's the currency in Nepal?

The rubble.

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The Barenaked Ladies have been pulled from the rubble alive, following the Nepal Earthquake.

Its been One Week.

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402 year old woman pulled out of Nepal earthquake rubble survives for 100 years without food or water

Fucking one upping bullshit headlines.

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Whether you are a pile of rubble or dust in the wind...

...depends on how you were razed.

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I have a similar Russian joke I'll translate to English as best as I can

A son comes home from school with a note from the principal, and is met by his dad.

"Dad, the principal asked you to meet him soon."

"Why? What happened?"

"Well, during PE today I threw a dodgeball wrong and it smashed the trophy cabinet and now it needs to be replaced."

The next morning, the dad comes with the son t


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The abandoned high school James Dean attended collapsed

Now it's just rubble without a cause.

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