Roundabout

Jokes

What do you call a short person on a roundabout?

A Midget Spinner.

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I took a detour on the way home yesterday. Took me through 8 traffic circles,

but it got me where I was going, in a roundabout way.

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In an attempt to reduce congestion, my local council removed traffic lights at all crossroads...

bit of a roundabout way of doing things, don't you think?

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What do you call a roundabout in Tanzania

A kipilefti

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My wife and I couldn't figure out the British term for a traffic circle.

We got the finally found the roundabout answer from researching about it in the library.

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Based on an urban myth: Two guys were smoking weed one late evening

Not being in the best state for great decisions, they figured they wanted to go for a ride to pick up some food. However, as they came to the first roundabout one guy said, let's go for an extra round. Sure, said the other and off they went.

"You know what would be even better?"

"What?"

"Going backwards, of course."


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I used a very roundabout way to get to the White House the other day...

I was told the alt route is the best way to get there these days.

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Life is like a roundabout.

It’s really not that difficult to navigate until a woman comes along.

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So i got into an accident long

I was hanging out with 3 friends of mine and we got pretty high on weed. Stupid as we were we decided to still drive to a lake nearby.

The roads were pretty empty and when we got to a roundabout one of my friends said „Let’s go backwards through the roundabout“.So we did. Was hella fun.

But as it had to happen someone entered the roundabout and we crashe


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A blond drove into a roundabout and went around 30 times. A cop pulled her over and asked her what she was doing? She said the sign said "30."

She said the sign said "30."

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My father's sister does everything in a roundabout way.

We call her Aunty Clockwise.

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I saw the most unnecessary roundabout the other day...

...it was literally pointless

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