Rook

Jokes

What's the difference between a rook and a bishop?

A rook only moves in straight lines, but a bishop has sex with children.

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So the other day some friends and I went to a pawn shop

Then I realized I have been misled and then asked directions to the nearest knight shop, rook shop, and bishop.

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My Chinese neighbour said he's just opened a crows shop.

Speaking slowly, I said "you mean a *clothes* shop?"

He says, "No, a crows shop - come in and have a rook."

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10 min into chess and chill and she gives you that rook

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What do you call a chess blunder where you lose your castle?

A Rook-ey mistake.

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What did the racist chess player say?

All Rook same!

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Ed Zachary

A man goes to see an asian sex therapist because he can't figure out why he can't get a girlfriend and have sex. The therapist says, "Take off yoo crose and craw on rug reery fass!" The man does what he's told and he crawls naked on the floor. The therapist says, "Stop! I have diagnosis. Yoo have Ed Zachary disease." The man asks, "What is that?" The th


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A Chess Shop

A man walks into a chess shop, and going over to the small asian manager, he asks if he can purchase a piece.

The manager says, "Oh sure. Take a rook."

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