What's a magician skilled in the art of hickeys called?
A Neck Romancer
What's the difference between a fire wizard and someone who flirts with pastries?
One is a Pyromancer, the other is a pie-romancer.
What kind of mage uses pastries to seduce people?
A pie romancer
I brought my dead girlfriend back to life by passionately kissing her neck
...I guess you could say I'm a neck-romancer
Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck?
Because he was a neck-romancer....
I like to kiss my girlfriends neck.
I guess I'm a neck romancer.
What would you call Benedict Cumberbatch if he was dating a giraffe?
Would a charming vampire be a neck-romancer?