Romancer

Jokes

What's a magician skilled in the art of hickeys called?

A Neck Romancer

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What's the difference between a fire wizard and someone who flirts with pastries?

One is a Pyromancer, the other is a pie-romancer.

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What kind of mage uses pastries to seduce people?

A pie romancer

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I brought my dead girlfriend back to life by passionately kissing her neck

...I guess you could say I'm a neck-romancer

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Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer....

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I like to kiss my girlfriends neck.

I guess I'm a neck romancer.

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What would you call Benedict Cumberbatch if he was dating a giraffe?

The Neck-Romancer

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Would a charming vampire be a neck-romancer?

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