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Jokes

What is the hardest part about roller skating?

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Every time I have sex with a girl, its like being on a roller coaster.

It usually last a few minutes, and she vomits after.

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What do you call a homosexual on roller skates?

AAAAAAA^AAAAAA**AAAAAAAAAA**#EEEEE

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What do you call a pothead Protestant?

A holy roller.

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Anxiety is like a roller coaster

*Makes a decision.
Think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Say it out loud.

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My Dick is Kinda Like a Roller Coaster

**Long, Hard, and kids ride free**

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Note: Never piss off a musician with a steam roller

Unless you want to B♭

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What do you call a roller coaster park in Illinois

Thrillinois

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What did the Mexican Cow say on the roller coaster when asked what they thought of it?


He said it was "Moo *Whee!* Bueno".



Here's the only joke I ever made up. I still remember it but I was like 12 when I made it up and it's annoying it takes up space in my memory because it's not very funny.

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My buddy always takes a bunch of molly the few weeks leading up to Easter

He’s a lent roller

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My friend always takes a a bunch of molly during the weeks leading up to Easter

He’s a lent roller

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Him: why ride a roller coaster when you can ride me?

Her: because roller coasters actually make me scream

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Hitler and Stalin go straight to hell after their death. There, they meet God.

God asks Hitler how many women he had relations with ?

Hitler replies ,” one ,only one.”

God gives him the keys to a brand new Mercedes for his loyalty.

God asks the same question to Stalin and is met with the answer of 7-8 women. The good not happy with this answer gives Stalin an old and rusty Ford model T.

After some time, Stalin i


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How do you call a ride in an amusement park prohibited for pigs?

A roller kosher

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At a college graduation party the valedictorian is giving a speech

The valedictorian: I want to thank everyone that has supported me during my journey. It has been a wild roller coaster and no matter how hard it got I never lost my

Father of the valedictorian *yells*: Virginity.

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What do you call a gay man on roller skates?

Rollaids

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What's the hardest thing about roller-blading?

Telling your dad you're gay.

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Rollerblades

What's the hardest part of roller blading?

Telling your father you're gay.

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Me and John went on a roller coaster

As we are about to hit the loop-de-loop he looked at me and asked "do you think we will fall out?" "No." I said. "We have been mates for years."

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They killed your parents. Go say hello.

Little Billy, a young 8 year old christian child, has just died by lead poisoning and gone to heaven. He sees Christ says hello.

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Billy: Hey! Are you Jesus?

Christ: Yes, and who are you?

Billy: I'm Billy.

Christ: Oh! Well let me show you around here..

Christ: So first we have the wonderful buildings,


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I recently got ran over by a steam roller

people said i should be offended, but i was flattered.

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A pastors wife goes to the fish market

She’s looking to make fillets for dinner and asks the guy behind the counter for a suggestion.

“I’d recommend this right here, ma’am. It’s new to the market.”

“What kind of fish is it?” She asks.

“It’s dam fish, ma’am.”

The pastors wife abruptly says. “How dare you use


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I had sex with a teacher in school.

I was offered a bike in return for silence. Had to get roller blades though, cause my arse was fucking killing me.

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When you have nothing but big friends

When you have nothing but big friends, you never get into arguments - except one. And that is, who is the biggest? I'll let you know right now, there's only one way to settle this. We all get in a bus and we go to Disney and we get on a roller coaster - whoever gets the least amount of clicks on the safety bar is the big one.



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When you havw nothing but big friends

When you have nothing but big friends, you never get into arguments - except one. And that is, who is the biggest? There's only one way to settle this. You get in a bus and go to Disney World and get on a roller coaster. Whoever gets the least amount of clicks on the safety bar is the big one.



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Recently, a kid was decapitated by a roller coaster while trying to retrieve a hat

Turns out he didn't need it after all

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I went on a roller coaster and the woman next to me would not stop screaming.

Seriously,it was like she had never seen a penis before.

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What do you call a roller board designed for dinosaurs?

A ROAR-ler board.

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Whats the hardest part about roller skating?

Telling your parents you are gay.

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How did the roller coaster parks decide on the acceptable height for children to ride?

Experience.

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What's the hardest part about roller blading?

Telling your parents that you're gay.

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If Paul walker survived the crash

He would be called Paul Roller

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How does one steal a Road Roller?

Slowly.

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What's the fastest ride at the carnival?

You would think it would be the roller coaster.

But really the carousel has the most horse power.

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Imagine if they made an amusement park called Sex Flags

It would be a fucking roller-coaster

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Imagine if they made a park called Sex Flags

It would be a ducking roller-coaster

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Whats the hardest part of roller skating?

Telling your parents you’re gay.

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Women say size isn't important.

Try telling that to a midget that wants to go on a roller coaster.

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My uncle is a staunch flat earth proponent

And a steam roller operator

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I don't go on and on about how I can't roller skate

But apparently the whole world needs to know about how this weirdo in the river can't swim.

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My life is like investing in Tesla shares

It's an emotional roller coaster that makes no logical sense

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I just went on an emotional roller coaster

My wife told me "Your dick is the biggest out of all your friends".

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I wanted to become a professional roller-blader.

Pizza slicers just weren’t gonna cut it.

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What does riding a roller coaster have in common with breeding rabbits?

They are both hare raising.

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Today, a burglary was reported at the fairgrounds

The thieves appear to have taken the dodgems, the whirligig, the merry-go-round, the ferris wheel, the Waltzer and even the roller coaster. Investigators are searching the grounds, but not very hopeful of finding something to go on.

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My dick is like a roller coaster...

... kids get to ride it for free

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What do you call a stoned guy in a wheelchair?

A high-roller.

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An aboriginal walks into the hardware store,

He asks for some metho.

The storekeeper said " I cant sell you that, its a dry zone, you're going to drink it, arn't you.

-Oh, no way bro, Im painting the house, look, I got a roller and a brush too 'eh bro,

The store keep gives in and asks," how huch do you need?

-Gimme a carton, and do you have any cold?


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Whats the hardest part about roller blading?

Stopping.

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Life is like a roller coaster...

you get in line and then it's over

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