Riptide

Jokes

My brother Tide and his new wife Annie went on a cruise for their honeymoon. Unfortunately my brother didn't survive the cruise.

Riptide.

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Why was the lifeguard unable to retrieve the hippie who got caught in a riptide?

He was too far out, man.

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So, now that the tide pods meme is dying...

Are folks going to start tweeting #riptide?

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