Ringed

Jokes

When my teacher wanted to see an example of a ringed molecule...

I got my arsole out.

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I asked a librarian for a book on Pavlov's dog and Schrdinger's cat.

She said it ringed a bell, but she wasn't sure if it was there or not.

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So I went to my friends' and ringed the bell, My friend came at the door and instead of asking ... who's it?? guess what he said

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A middle-aged widow woman wanted a new husband

One day, a middle-aged widow woman decided that she needed a husband because she thought that she cannot live alone anymore. So, she put an ad on the newspaper. She expected three qualifications from candidates:

- He must not beat me.
- He must not run away from me.
- He must satisfy me sexually.

For months, she had calls. She got lots of mails and the door


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