When my teacher wanted to see an example of a ringed molecule...
I got my arsole out.
I asked a librarian for a book on Pavlov's dog and Schrdinger's cat.
She said it ringed a bell, but she wasn't sure if it was there or not.
So I went to my friends' and ringed the bell, My friend came at the door and instead of asking ... who's it?? guess what he said
A middle-aged widow woman wanted a new husband
One day, a middle-aged widow woman decided that she needed a husband because she thought that she cannot live alone anymore. So, she put an ad on the newspaper. She expected three qualifications from candidates:
- He must not beat me.
- He must not run away from me.
- He must satisfy me sexually.
For months, she had calls. She got lots of mails and the door