Revenue

Jokes

What would you call it if the US federally legalized marijuana, and used the tax revenue to fund the border wall to Mexico?

Bi-partisanship at the highest level

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The NFL and the Player's Association had a series of meetings this week.

They met regarding bargaining agreements, player compensation, and owner revenue. The owners are requesting an additional percentage of revenue to be transferred away from player salaries to fund increased security at games. The players, obviously, want those funds to come from the owners' pockets.

They were unable to come to an agreement, so beginning Sunday, most personnel invo


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The NFL has announced today that because of recent controversy, resulting in lost revenue, that they will have to cut some NFL teams

The Green Bay Packers and Tampa Bay will combine teams to be come The Tampacs.

They will be good for one period only and have no second string

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States would make a lot more revenue if they taxed people who don't understand math or basic probability.

Oh wait. I forgot about the lottery.

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States would make more revenue if they taxed people who didn't understand math or basic probability.

Oh yeah. I forgot about the lottery.

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Dark You know why the youtube shooting lasted longer than 10 minutes?



Ad revenue

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I heard Logan Paul lost all his ad revenue

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Why has Hot Topic's sales revenue gone down?

Because the marketing department cuts itself.

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TIL Walmart is the richest company in the world by revenue

This is the right sub, bitches!

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Tax time at the Synagogue...

The Internal Revenue sends their auditor to audit a synagogue. The auditor is doing all the checks, and then turns to the Rabbi and says, "I noticed that you buy a lot of candles."
"Yes," answered the Rabbi.
"Well, Rabbi, what do you do with the candle drippings?" he asked.
"A good question," noted the Rabbi. "We actually save them up


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My letter to Microsoft

I'd like to inform you that i have had some problems with your product.

How this product made it past quality control is beyond me.

At the very least, 1 person must have known this was bad.

The most annoying thing, is the settings crash.

Enough is enough.

We are all mad at your product.

In 1 year, your company decl


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My letter to Microsoft (Look at the first letter of each sentence)

I'd like to inform you that i have had some problems with your product.

How this product made it past quality control is beyond me.

At the very least, 1 person must have known this was bad.

The most annoying thing, is the settings crash.

Enough is enough.

We are all mad at your product.

In 1 year, your company decl


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My letter to Microsoft

I'd like to inform you that i have had some problems with your product
How this product made it past quality control is beyond me.
At the very least, 1 person must have known this was bad
The most annoying thing, is the settings crash
Enough is enough
We are all mad at your product
In 1 year, your company declined in revenue because of this product


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Grandpa gets audited

Revenue Canada decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the RevenueCanada office.


The Revenue Canada auditor was not
surprised when Grandpa showed up with his
attorney.


The auditor said, 'Well, sir,
you have an extravagant lifestyle and no
full-time employment, which you explain by
saying that you win money ga


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