Restriction

Jokes

If I don't hear about a new law, a new tax, a new bylaw, a new restriction on doing things, new guidelines, or new protocols by noon every day...

...I feel deprived that I'm missing something and the day just doesn't seem quite right, somehow.

So I go ahead and make up one of my own!

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What's the biggest restriction with my current diet?

My jeans.

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Whats the difference between a roller coaster and my penis?

There’s no height restriction for a child to ride my penis

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An Indian said can eat

An Indian told me that using hands to eat is so much more convenient than knife and forks. Knife and forks impose so much restriction when eating and there is NOTHING that he can't eat with his hands, even soup!

I took him to hot pot.

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What do you call a young Lord of the Rings fan on restriction?

Lego-less.

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Marketing 101

A professor explained about marketing to MBA students.
1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party, you go to her and say I am rich, marry me. That's direct marketing.
2. You attend a party and your friend goes to the girl to tell her, he's rich, marry him. That's advertising.
3. The same girl at the party walks to you and says, you're rich, do you want to mar


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