Restrict

Jokes

I like my women like I like my peanut butter.

To make me swell up and then restrict my breathing.

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In what circumstance would a fan restrict airflow?

When you are hanging from it.

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Children are like ulcers...

Their small, painful, restrict what you can and can't eat and by the time you've realised what's wrong you'll have 2 or 3 others

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