Rescuer

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McDoogle walks into a bar.

He starts ordering several shots to drwlowb his sorrows. He says to the bar keep you know when someone builds houses does anyone say there goes McDoogle the house builder? No they don’t. McDoogle downs another shot and orders another. He takes the glass in his hand and says when someone rescues children from a burning building do they say there goes McDoogle the rescuer? No! They don’t


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Rescuers find a dead body floating in a lake in july

They take him out of the water and immidiately start resuscitating him. After an hour has passed another rescuer who has stood silent finally says
“Boys I think you can stop now. You see, he has his skates on”

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A religious man is on his boat at sea

A religious man is on his boat at sea. Hes all alone when his boat starts to sink. Luckily a nearby boat sees that he is sinking and goes over to rescue him. The rescuer shouts from his boat "climb aboard, ill save you". The religious man shouts back "no thank you, god will save me." So the rescuer continues onward.

1 hour later the water is up to his waist and ano


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At the airstrip

As a test pilot climbed out of the experimental aircraft, having torn off the wings and tail in the crash landing, the crash truck arrives.

The rescuer sees the bloodied pilot and asks, "What happened?"

The pilot replies, "I don't know, I just got here myself!"

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A Native American fell down an out-house.

When he was finally discovered, the rescuer asked him how long he had been there and he replied.

"Many moons"

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger drive into the desert.

Their car breaks down and the three decide to try and hike out of the desert together. However, they quickly get into an argument over who was more prepared for the situation. "I was WAY more prepared than you!" The ginger yells. "I have all I need to stay rested and ready to go!" Grabbing her backpack, she storms off into the distance.
"Oh yeah?" Yells th


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A disastrous flood hits a small town...

and a Christian woman was trapped on top of her roof. The water level was rising and she was in serious danger.

A rescue boat went pass and the rescuer shouted, "Get on the boat now, you're going to drown!".

"No, I believe that God will save me." The woman replied.

"Alright, then." The rescue boat left.

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A disastrous flood hit a small town...

and a Christian woman trapped on top of her roof. The water level was rising and she was in serious danger.

A rescue boat went pass and the rescuer shouted, "Get on the boat now, you're going to drown!".

"No, I believe that God will save me." The woman replied.

"Alright, then." The rescue boat left.

Later on, a


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