Repressed

Jokes

Women really need to stop complaining about their clothes not having real pockets. Men actually need those giant pockets...

as a place to keep all their repressed emotions.

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Millenials are a whole generation of sexually repressed individuals.

Otherwise they'd be called Bimillenials.

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I have no idea why liberals think a video of Ocasio-Cortez dancing angers the conservatives

She lives in the USA, not some repressed muslim shithole.

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I have no idea why liberals think a video of Ocasio-Cortez dancing angers the conservatives

She lives in the USA, not some repressed muslim shithole.

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Timezones are an impressive concept.

Like in Europe it's morning, in Australia it's evening and in the US it's 1942 and women are still repressed by old white men.

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I have been trying Chinese medicine for depression for about two months now

I think its working. My tears have certainly been repressed.

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Woah, dude congratulations - your wife is like a dream!

I mean like...a degree in psychology is needed to interpret her completely random shit, you only see her at night, she’s gone when you wake up and eventually she seems to be all about repressed emotions and sexual frustration.

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A man finally decides to visit his doctor.

- How can I help?

- Well doctor, it's quite embarrassing, so you must first promise me you won't laugh.

- Of course my dear, health has never been a funny matter to me.

- Alright, well my problem is I have a testicle that is bigger than the other...

- well, nothing to laugh about... may I see?

The man puts his hand in h


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I bought a repressed memory foam mattress.

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