Replicate

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Hey kid, Crayola called...

They're asking me to replicate the color of your mom's pussy from memory.

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There once was a carpenter.

Ryever the carpenter was known for cutting corners. Instead of fitting wood, he would hold his furniture together with screws and glue.

Being so cheap and miserly, many people started calling him a 'Scrooge'.

Despite this, his furniture was known far and wide as being extremely high quality, and despite his flaws the people loved him.

This made i


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It has been said that Abraham Lincoln wrote a journal on how to construct a sturdy house that would last 100 years...

...for many years engineers have been trying to replicate it, but sadly they haven't found any of Lincoln's Logs.

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It has been said that Abraham Lincoln wrote a journal on how to construct a sturdy house that would last 100 years...

...for many years engineers have been trying to replicate it, but sadly they haven't found any of Lincoln's Logs.

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How many psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows, the findings never replicate.

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