A woman goes to a priest seeking repentance. (NSFW)
A woman goes to a priest seeking repentance. The priest asks the woman "What do you seek repentance from?" And the woman replies "I called a man a motherfucker." The priest asks "Why did you call the man a motherfucker?" and the woman replies "because we had sex."
The priest, taking advantage of this, gropes the woman's breasts and asks &q