Repartee

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Okay I have never seen this here and I have searched with 0 results but its in honor of my 50 year old brother who told it too me and recently passed away, (not related).

A man went to the circus and he sat with his wife a children, the circus began and al went well until the clown arrived, for some reason the clown focused on the man and humiliated him with he greatest of ease. He called him names, laughed at his clothes, joked about his accent, ridiculed where he came from, made him look small and belittled him in front of his family who all laughed until they cr


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Little Johnny Goes To The Circus

My all time favorite little Johnny joke.

Little Johnny is excited because the circus has come to town and his mum has got front row tickets for him. Finally the evening comes and Little Johnny and his mum go off to the big top. Little Johnny sits there and enjoys the lions and the tigers and the jugglers and the trapeze artists, and finally out comes little Johnnys favourit


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Once upon a time there were two identical twins

Once upon a time there were two (as opposed to three) identical twins, who, in defiance of all we know about the genetic basis of intelligence, were anything but identical mentally. One of them was, quite frankly, stupid, while the other was very sharp indeed. In fact, he was a master of ready wit and stunning repartee.

One evening the stupid twin went to a circus that happened to be


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One day the master of quick wit and snappy repartee goes to the circus...

... during the show the clowns are doing their thing - getting lots of people in a little car, squirting each other from their flowers - when one of the clowns sees the master of quick wit and snappy repartee (from here on known as "the M of QW and SR") sitting in the front of the audience.

"So" the clowns says to the M of QW and SR "are you the front end of a


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Okay I have never seen this here and I have searched with 0 results but its in honor of my 50 year old brother who told it too me and recently passed away, (not related).

A man went to the circus and he sat with his wife a children, the circus began and al went well until the clown arrived, for some reason the clown focused on the man and humiliated him with he greatest of ease. He called him names, laughed at his clothes, joked about his accent, ridiculed where he came from, made him look small and belittled him in front of his family who all laughed until they cr


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Master of wit and repartee

Two brothers. One's a dullard (slow or stupid person), the other is a master of quick wit and ready repartee.

Dullard goes to the circus one night. The clowns come on asking for a member of the audience to assist. Dullard bro puts up his hand and gets picked.

CLOWN: I say, I say, I say, are you the front end of an ass?

DULLARD: Durrr No!

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