Remorse

Jokes

I'm a Psychopathic Murderer. I've killed hundreds. And I feel no remorse.

All these Ants need to get the fuck outta my house.

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At first the Roman warrior felt remorse for devouring his wife, but in the end...

He was Gladiator.

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Two officers receive a call about a man who attempted to steal a brief case, but immediately felt remorse and abandoned the area. The officers arrive on the scene to investigate.

“Open and shut case Johnson”

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Cardinal George Pell found guilty on child sex abuse charges.

Authorities report that remorse remains elusive, but have assured us that they’re working tirelessly to find it.

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What does a telegraph operator feel when he has to send the same message again?

Remorse.

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The won a battle during the Second world war

The message was sent to their headquarters. Mistakenly the message got sent twice. Seeing the messages the General got sad despite their victory.

Because it was a ReMorse message.

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Chris Martin preformed a cheap maneuver in football without remorse

It was a cold play

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TIL there was once a serial killer that created his own language involving clicks and taps.

He called it “Remorse Code”.

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A really annoying family

Billy was, in all honest terms, a little bully to everyone he met.

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Now Bully Billy liked to tug puppydog tail and step on cats, but he had a worse sister. Sally.

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Now Sleazy sally would rob her own grandmother blind and take a dying man's last drink without remorse. It was no surprise though, considering thei


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How did people say sorry back in the day?

Through remorse code

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Jukebox Remorse: How would've people in the 50s responded to the song "Photograph"?

Hey, I want my Nickel back!

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Jukebox remorse: How would've people in the 50s responded to the song Photograph?

Hey, I want my Nickel back!

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The telegraph must be the most heartless invention...

...because Samuel had no remorse.

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Russell Crowe showed no remorse after cannibalising his wife.

In fact, he seemed like he was Gladiator.

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What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes?

Remorse code

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Zika Virus and chill.

So I invited this cute girl to come over and chill one night. We were just watching Netflix for a while when we started holding hands, which led to making out; things got pretty steamy pretty quick.All of the sudden she stopped and looked at me, and I could see remorse in her eyes. She said "I just found out the other day that I have the Zika virus." I said "That's okay, I just


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Do you think horses feel remorse?

They have such long faces.

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I know a telegraph operator who was so bad he always had to send his messages again.

He had a lot of remorse about that.

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My parents told me to learn a skill in my free time. So I learned remorse code...

I regret it.

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My wife tells me she has no remorse...

My wife tells me she has no remorse. Doesn't even know what 'remorse' means for that matter.

I explain to her that it's when you send a telegram, and then you send it again.

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Recycler's remorse

Crushing coca cola cans is soda pressing.

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