Remaking

Jokes

Another movie reboot

Pam and Doug were walking past a movie theatre when Doug pointed and said “hey look they’re remaking that old PG-13 classic, but it looks like this time they’re giving it an R!”

Pam looked over and, sure enough, there was a big poster for Planet Of The Rapes

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I heard they're remaking Jesus Christ Superstar.

They're going to cast Dwayne Johnson as Peter.

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I can't believe someone in Australia is remaking Eminem's movie '8 Mile'

They're calling it 12.8748km

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They're remaking Ocean's 11 with an all-female cast and it's gonna be called Ocean's 8

It's that damn wage gap I tell ya!

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They are remaking the Michael Douglas-Sean Penn film "The Game"

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"Doctor, how's the patient?" Doctor: He's critical.

Patient: Dear prospective viewers, remaking 'Point Break' was a bad mistake. Utterly pointless.

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Wife killed me with a dad joke.

We just had a baby so... I guess my wife is feeling the dad joke vibe.

**Pizza shop**

Waiter: Sorry the kitchen dropped your pizza, we're remaking it, it'll be another 15 minutes.

Me: Huh, glad we're not rushin'

Wife: Yeah, I like being American .

Me: ....

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Hollywood is remaking the classic film "Who dares wins"

This time however it is not about the SAS, but Barack Obama visiting Dallas in an open top limo.

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So I hear they are remaking the movie Hook.

With Bill Cosby playing Rufio.

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Islamic State are remaking 'It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia'

The title of the show is 'It's Always Sunni in Mesopotamia'.

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