Relieving

Jokes

Two guys were standing on a bridge and relieving themselves into the river below

One of them leers at the other and says:
“Water down there sure is cold”

“Yep” says the other. “Deep, too.”

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TIL that my Head amp Shoulders shampoo's proven HydraZinc formula fights dandruff from the first wash, removing visible flakes and residues, relieving dryness and tight scalp, and leaving my hair smelling great.

I also learned not to forget my phone when I take a shit

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Doctor Jokes

So A guy goes to the doctor...
Guy: "hey doc my dong is real messed up."
Doctor: " Well lets take a look." Guy whips his dick out....
Doctor:(Gasps) " Damn!!!"
The doctor is confronted with a Gnarled, twisted dangle unlike any other.
Doctor: "Well..Uhh I gotta run some tests it'll take a couple days, i'll get back to you&q


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Drunk in an aquarium

A drunk is stumbling home after another night of debauchery when he comes across the local aquarium. Intoxicated enough to not realize it was supposed to be closed, he walks in the accidentally-unlocked door and starts marveling at the fish and other marine life.

After a while, his couple dozen beers start to catch up with him and he begins relieving himself... right into the beluga h


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2 men are fishing on a bridge...(sorry if it's a repost)

and they both need to take a piss.

So, they hang their junk over the edge of the bridge, and start relieving themselves.

One guy says to the other "This water's pretty cold, huh"

The other guy says back "Yup

It's pretty deep too."

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