Reject

Jokes

Whenever I am offered a nude picture, as a respectful gentleman I reject the offer and suggest that they cover up

Go ahead, send me a nude and see what I say.

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At our world famous clinic, many worried, afflicted and mentally unstable people come for assistance. I know it may sound ridiculous, but we start by suggesting they try one of our brain transplant procedures.

They always reject the offer at first, but eventually we change their minds.

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There is equal evidence to both support and reject the existence of god.

Therefore, god is a cat.

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Why do millennials always type in lowercase?

because they reject capitalism.

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Why did the statistician give his cheating ex-girlfriend the nickname "Type 2 Error?"

Because he failed to reject the H^(0) when he should have.

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In Soviet Russia

Wahmen still reject you.

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You know what I tell my self whenever women reject me.

That my wife is waiting for me back home.

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Voltaire moments before death

I don’t know if this has been on here but my high school teacher told me this a while ago.

On his death bed, a priest came to Voltaire’s home and told him there was still time to go to heaven if he accepts Jesus as his lord and savior and reject the devil and all his beliefs.
Voltaire then says, now is not the time be making enemies.


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Its always the women Im not hitting on

…that reject me!

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I wish I was bisexual

I'd have twice as many people to reject me.

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A city with a 400 year old feud about penis size...

The men on the east side of the river say they have larger penises, the men on the west claim to have the largest. The citizens wanted to put the feud to rest once and for all. So they decided to do a study. A very scientifically sound study, double blind, all that stuff. So everything went as planned, though most scientists reject the findings saying that the sample size was too small.


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Why did the rabbit reject her boyfriends marriage proposal?

Because the ring wasn’t 24 carrots

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Are we as a society going to reject clickbait journalism?

The answer may surprise you!

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How do you reject a French girl?

Just say neaux.

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I asked out a statistician on a date.

She failed to reject me.

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What's the difference between me and statistical hypothesis testing?

I don't need evidence to reject Ho's

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What does Bill Cosby say when women reject him?

[deleted]

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LPT: If a sexy hot girl adds you on Facebook...

REJECT HIM!!!

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Why are people with celiac disease more likely to get into heaven?

Because they reject setian.

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What type of woman will never reject a horny dude?

The comatose one.

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Controversial Dating App LUXY Allows Members to Reject Ugly and Poor New Members to the Community

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Why did the girl keyboard reject the other guy keyboard?

He wasn't her "type"

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Interview

Once a Sardar attended an Interview.

Interviewer – Give me the opposite words.

Sardar – Ok

Interviewer – Made in India

Sardar – Destroyed in Pakistan

Interviewer – Good Keep it Up

Sardar – Bad Put it Down

Interviewer – Maximum

Sardar – Mini Dad


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Making light humour

Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.

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Eating Chinese food is like getting an organ transplant

There's always a chance your body will reject it.

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Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."


*^(Manifest der Kommunistischen Partei - 1848)*

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Difference between computers and woman

Unlike computers a woman will reject a 3 1/2 inch floppy.

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