Rehearse

Jokes

Why did the people rehearse the play?

Because the first one broke down

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Wait, you rehearse your jokes before telling them?

Your parents sure didn’t

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Why can Chinese bands rehearse so much?

They're never short of Sichuan musicians.

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What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

"We'll have to rehearse that."

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"We'll have to rehearse that..."

[...said the undertaker as the coffin fell out of the car.](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wellerism)

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