Heard about the new restaurant called 'Karma'?
There's no menu:
You get what you deserve
A man falls from a chimey and gets stabbed by a statue
This is a jojo reference
I was thinking of having a poltergeist as a pet..
Now it's one of my worst Pet Peeves
(Harry Potter reference)
A drunk walks into a library...
A drunk guy stumbles into a library and makes his way to the reference desk. He steadies himself and tells the librarian “HEY I WANT A CHEESEBURGER, SOME FRIES AND A COKE!”
The librarian looks at him in disgust and says “Sir, this is a library”
The drunk replies “Oh I’m sorry” and whispers quietly “I’ll have a cheesebu
"Do you think I reference dinosaurs too much when I write?" I asked
She was silent, like the p in pterodactyl, but it said everything.
I've always wondered about the inspiration for the band name Jefferson Airplane
but I think we all know it's a historical reference by now.
What is a polar bear?
It is a Cartesian bear in a different frame of reference.
You hear about the Chinese Godfather?
He made them an offer they couldn’t understand.
If Pokemon was a real life thing
I feel like the phrase gotta catch em all would be in reference to S.T.Ds..... and I would have won a long time ago....
I forgot to put the reference in italics on my essay.
so i got markdown
I would tell you a joke about Katy Perry
But i just can't get into it because you would never understand
(You'll have to know the reference to understand this)
How to Pitch a Hollywood Movie
It's about how Bigfoot is spreading a terrible disease that could wipe out humanity. So a hunter is hired to track down and kill Bigfoot. It's called
*THE MAN WHO KILLED BIGFOOT*
Hmmmm. Sounds interesting. But this is Hollywood. we really prefer that most of our movies have some reference to Hitl
What do you call a reference to the Eye of Sauron?
An optical allusion.
The front page is filled with memes in reference to that guy being dragged off of a plane. I can't remember the last time the entire reddit user base was so...
A redditor makes a post to rjokes
Within 2 days, the post had reached 20k upvotes. Proud of what he did, the redditor called his friend to explain what happened. His friend, curious as to what the joke was, asked
“What joke did you tell?”
to which the man responded
“It’s isn’t even a joke! I simply ended it on a random note in the hopes that people would assume it’s an obscure
If I had a dollar for every time I've seen a "if I had a dollar" joke...
I'd make a reference to me finding all of those "if I had a dollar" while simultaneously making a reference to how much money I'd make.
Yo mama so ugly
She could be a modern art masterpiece.
The Number Of Days Since I Last Heard Any Reference To Frank Herbert’s Dune.
I was going through airport security and I got asked "Do you have any firearms?"
For future reference, "What do you need?" isn't the right answer.
My wife hates it when I reference memes.
Weird flex but okay.
Meta jokes aren't well recommended by others
So they use themselves as a reference
Nine out of eleven Americans don't get this reference
I don't like building up the joke to suddenly have it come crashing down at the punch line, so everything you need to know is in the title.
Who needs a Vanessa Amorosi reference?
The reason why I visit rjokes is.....
Reference to the insane number of reposts. First (re)post here.
Only about 1 out of 10 people will recognize the reference and get a chuckle out of it. The other half probably won't get the second joke either.
If she says that your dick is too small
just say that you're not in the same frame of reference!
A bar walks into a physicist......
Oops, wrong frame of reference.
I asked my wife if I reference dinosaurs too much when I write..
But she was silent. Like the P in Pterodactyl.
How about an American Indian joke?
Oh wait, there aren't any left.
(In reference to [previous joke.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/890uuv/how_about_an_indian_joke/?st=JFIUZIKW&sh=0a28ffab) )
How many light bulbs does it take to chance a physicist?
Oh, sorry, wrong frame of reference
A guy desperately needs to pee...
Some fella had an urge to take a whiz while walking down a street, since he could find no public bathroom he decided to take his chance and pee on the car tires of a parked VW Beetle while the coast was clear and no one was in sight. When he finished he noticed a beautiful 30 year old blonde had been looking at him. Awkwardly he tries to zip up but the blonde says:
"Wait, no sir,
OC, I think How do you know the Japanese are freudians?
A: They love that "Ooh, mommy" flavor
For reference: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Umami
Anyone know of a joke that took them a while to "get", but when they did it was hilarious.
Feel free to reference jokes already submitted to reddit but try to give c'reddit if possible.
What do you get when the Pillsbury dough boys bend over?
Dough-nuts (South Park reference again; just spreading it).
Why doesn't a chicken wear pants?
Because its pecker is on its head.
(Get the reference?)
Game of thrones reference
I thought that egg of a dragon was a huge avocado!
Check Out a Romance
I met my husband while I was working in a science library. He came in every week to read the latest journals and eventually decided to take out the librarian instead of the books.
After a year and a half of dating, he showed up at the library and started rummaging through my desk. I asked what he was looking for, but he didn’t answer. Finally he unearthed one of the rubber stamps I use
The Buddhist idea of Nirvana literally translates to "Blown Out"
Typically in reference to something like a candle, but occasionally to Kurt Cobain's brains.
Knock Knock (Star Wars TFA Reference)
"Why does everyone want to go back there?!"
My son asked me this morning what self-reference meant?
[this should explain it](https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/3vm6mw)
If you ever need help learning C, I can give you some pointers.
And you can keep me as a reference.
The first rule is that any numbered list of rules will lead to a Fight Club reference.
The second rule is that any numbered list of rules will lead to a Fight Club reference.
Do ya get the reference?
I want to name my cat Melmac
Please stop posting obscure refrences to niche subjects that everyone else has to google to understand. It doesn't make you cool or intelligent. Can't you please just take an arrow to the knee on your reference tendencies.
Got his ass busted!
A priest is giving confession but he drank a little too much
communion wine before hand and had to piss really bad. So when
the next guy was done with his confession the priest asked him,
"Would you mind sitting in for me while I visit the bathroom?"
The man, being a pleasant soul, said he would.
So the priest showed him a list of sins a
Comment if you understand the reference.
I'm going to give the next person to make a dress color reference a white and gold eye.
What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?
When Jesus cleared the temple.
Sorry, it just seems like a good punchline. need a reference to Venice. maybe wedding in Venice? Rice-a-Roni?
What did people in the early-to-mid 1900s reference for karma?