Reek

Jokes

What did the Italian say when he tested his first successful skunk perfume on a volunteer?

You reek-uh!

OC- as far as I know

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What do you get when you cross a skunk with a possum?

Something that can reek of death as good as it can play dead

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What did the asian plumber say to Ramsey Bolton?

*you have a reek*

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Black people farts really stink

Just kidding lol! It’s the dumb niggers themselves that reek! Duckers should learn to not do that smell or at least got back to Blackfrica!!

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How does a skunk protect its weapon from rusting after it shoots?

With reek oil.

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Why did Theon Greyjoy turn into Reek as Ramsay Bolton's hostage?

He was suffering from Stark home syndrome

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A man gets extremely drunk at a bar...

And throws up on himself as a result. He is distraught by this as his wife will be upset. The bartender notices this and gives him some advice.


"Don't worry about it. Put $20 in your pocket. When your wife asks you about the vomit, tell her someone else threw up on you and gave you $20 for dry cleaning."


The man says "That's bril


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