For the majority, everyone is fine. For the few, you get to be a Redskin for a few hours.
A redskin asking his father
“Dad, why did you name my sister Shining Moon?”
Father: “Because the moon was shining the night she was conceived”
Son: “And why did you name my brother Big Flood?”
Father: “Because there was a big flood the night he was conceived. You understand now, Lost Condom?”