Rectangular

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My choir instructor once told me that the wider your thumbnail is the deeper your voice. I came to believe it to be true until one day I met a gentleman with damn near rectangular nails. To my dismay he ended up having a very high voice.

There's really nothing worse than a misleading thumbnail.

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A blonde police officer pulls over a blonde driver.

"Can I see your license please?"

"What does that look like?" says the blonde driver.

"It's small, rectangular in shape, and has your picture on it." replies the blonde officer.

The blonde driver looks through her purse for a while and pulls out a small rectangular mirror.

The blonde police officer looks at it an


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Blonde gets pulled over by a blonde cop.

The blonde cop asks for license and registration.

The blonde in the car does not know what a license is and asks what a license is to the cop.

The blonde cop responds by saying a license is a small rectangular card with your face on it.

The blonde in the car then looks frantically and then a few moments later she pulls out a rectangular mirror and looks at he


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A circle is circular, a triangle is triangular, a rectangle is rectangular, but a square is...

You. You're a square.

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Whats hard, red, rectangular and bad for your teeth?

A brick, so shut up!

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What's a polar bear?

A rectangular bear after a coördinate transform.

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What do you call a large, rectangular, heavily guarded place that houses the U.S Presidents?

[deleted]

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Whats white blue and rectangular?

A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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For the life of me, I could not tell what that big, yellow, rectangular thing with big eyes was that I saw while in the street.

And then it hit me.

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A blonde speeder is pulled over by a blonde police officer.

The blonde cop says "I need to see your license". The blonde driver digs through her purse for awhile, and says "I can't find it. What does it look like?".

So the cop, making a rectangle with her hands, says "it's rectangular, and has your picture on it". The blonde driver searches through her purse but can't find it. She finally comes up w


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A blonde was driving a bit too fast, and was pulled over by a female blonde cop

A blonde was driving a bit too fast, and was pulled over by a female
blonde cop.

The cop asked the woman for her driving licence. The blonde driver
fumbled through her overstuffed handbag but just couldn't find her
licence. The cop said, "C'mon ma`am, it can't be that hard to find. It's rectangular and has your picture on it."


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Whats rectangular, white and blue?....

A fridge with a denim jacket on.

HA!

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So a blonde cop pulls over a blonde driver...

The blonde cop says "I need to see your license". The blonde driver digs through her purse for awhile, and says "I can't find it. What does it look like?".



So the cop, making a rectangle with her hands, says "it's rectangular, and has your picture on it". The blonde driver searches through her purse but can't find it. She fina


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Double dose (Blonde joke)

So, a blonde woman is driving down the road, speeding, when a cop pulls her over. Hoping she can get out of a ticket, she waits until a blonde police officer shows up at her door.

"Can I see your driver's license and registration?" the blonde policewoman asks.

"Which one's the driver's license?" the blonde civilian asks.

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There are 4 black guys in a rectangular room. They divide evenly into the 4 corners. How many men are in each corner?

3/5

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