Rectangle

Jokes

A square and a rectangle walk into a bar.

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What do you call The Pentagon on 9-12-01?

The Rectangle

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I played golf and someone asked me "Where is your golf club?"

I get them in my pocket and answer "Over here. I have 13 of em, but they're flat and rectangle-shaped."

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I wish to go back to the time I had sex with a Rectangle...

...it was the best shape I'd ever been in.

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A circle is circular, a triangle is triangular, a rectangle is rectangular, but a square is...

You. You're a square.

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The Bermuda triangle used to be known as the Bermuda rectangle...

...until one of the sides mysteriously vanished...

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The Bermuda triangle used to be known as the Bermuda rectangle...

...until one of the sides mysteriously vanished...

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What do you get when you fuck up a square?

A rectangle.

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What do you call a rectangle that lives in a swamp

A shrektangle

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The bermuda triangle used to be known as the bermuda rectangle,

until one of the sides mysteriously vanished.

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What do you get if you give a triangle vodka?

A rectangle

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Did you see the Honda Element that crashed into the thicket of trees?

It was a rectangle.

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What do you call two gay guys scissoring?

A rectangle

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So, I'm painting a big blue rectangle in my backyard.

So Google Earth will think that I have a pool :/

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What do you call an excited rectangle?

An erectangle.

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What do you call a crushed angle?

A RECTANGLE !

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I was trying to buff my rectangle into a circle...

I was trying to buff my rectangle into a circle, but I never got a round to it.

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The square has murdered a passing-by rectangle.

He was sent to prism.

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Thought up a reddit joke today. When is a triangle a rectangle?

When it fails

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What's Rectangle, red and bad for your teeth?

A Brick!

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