# Rectangle

# Jokes

**A square and a rectangle walk into a bar.**

**What do you call The Pentagon on 9-12-01?**

The Rectangle

**I played golf and someone asked me "Where is your golf club?"**

I get them in my pocket and answer "Over here. I have 13 of em, but they're flat and rectangle-shaped."

**I wish to go back to the time I had sex with a Rectangle...**

...it was the best shape I'd ever been in.

**A circle is circular, a triangle is triangular, a rectangle is rectangular, but a square is...**

You. You're a square.

**The Bermuda triangle used to be known as the Bermuda rectangle...**

...until one of the sides mysteriously vanished...

**The Bermuda triangle used to be known as the Bermuda rectangle...**

...until one of the sides mysteriously vanished...

**What do you get when you fuck up a square?**

A rectangle.

**What do you call a rectangle that lives in a swamp**

A shrektangle

**The bermuda triangle used to be known as the bermuda rectangle,**

until one of the sides mysteriously vanished.

**What do you get if you give a triangle vodka?**

A rectangle

**Did you see the Honda Element that crashed into the thicket of trees?**

It was a rectangle.

**What do you call two gay guys scissoring?**

A rectangle

**So, I'm painting a big blue rectangle in my backyard.**

So Google Earth will think that I have a pool :/

**What do you call an excited rectangle?**

An erectangle.

**What do you call a crushed angle?**

A RECTANGLE !

**I was trying to buff my rectangle into a circle...**

I was trying to buff my rectangle into a circle, but I never got a round to it.

**The square has murdered a passing-by rectangle.**

He was sent to prism.

**Thought up a reddit joke today. When is a triangle a rectangle?**

When it fails

**What's Rectangle, red and bad for your teeth?**

A Brick!