Rebound

Jokes

Jesus saves!

But Aguero scores the rebound.

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What is the modern term for rebound sex?

An after thot.

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After the divorce, Mr.basketball decided to hit the ground running...

After all, he didn't want to rebound

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I had just broken up with my girlfriend and our mutual friends told me she was already on the rebound.

So I drove straight to John Stockton's house and punched him right in the face.

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My friend Elizabeth was out of a relationship and looking for a rebound. I tried to be a wingman but she couldn't find anyone she wanted to sleep with but u know what they say....

The Beth laid plans of mice and men often go awry

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Moses Malone died.

I am sure that when everyone heard he was sick, they just assumed he would rebound.

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Jesus Saves ...

and Esposito scores on the rebound!

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The NBA should really draft some thirsty ratchet bitches.

They're hella quick on the rebound!

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Just thought of the dumbest joke

Tell someone (friend) "I got a good knock knock joke, but you have to start it."

Friend: Okay? Knock Knock.

You: Who's There?

This is the best part, now you watch and see what your friend does. If he/she stumbles you laugh as hard as you can in his/her face (that's the joke). Though you'll need to keep a straight face up till this poi


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