These days, I only tell jokes at the expense of straight, white men.
Their rationality, self-confidence, and even demeanor make them less likely to be offended.
A teenage girl has a headache, and gets it checked out.
I turns out, after doing all the testing, they find out that she has a brain tumor that needs to be removed.
On the day of surgery, the parents get awful news.
"I'm afraid we messed up horribly. We accidentally sliced into the wrong portion of the brain, and now she's lost all sense of rationality. I'm afraid she's gonna live the rest of her life