What's the difference between black men and dogs?
Dogs won't start rapping if you put a chain around their neck..
What do you call a rapping DEA agent?
A girl asked me if I was married. I said "yeah, to the game."
"Damn, is he still rapping?"
What did Edgar Allan Poe say when he heard something rapping on his chamber door
That’s so Raven
"Today I got a gift in rapping paper."
"Don't you mean 'wrapping' paper?"
"No - rapping paper"
"How do you know it was 'rapping' paper?"
"Because it just said, 'ho, ho, ho, over and over again."
What do you call a group of three rapping friends?
What do you call a rapping pregnant woman?
What did the rapping army general say when he declared war on an African country?
Swiggity Swooty, I'm coming for Djibouti
Why are Lawyers so good at rapping?
It's because they have Bars.
My friend said " I thought he was a rapper"
So I said " He may have done some rapping on the side, but he's no Santa Claus!"
Whats that one PlayStation game about rapping fruit?
Pearapple the rapper.
What's the difference between raping and rapping?
One's mostly done by criminals in shady neighborhoods, and the other is sex without consent.
If Royce Da 5'9 gave up his career in rapping..
He'd become Royce Da 9-5.
Ice Cube visits Edgar Allen Poe
Wakes him up by rapping at his chamber door.
I'm going to start rapping under the name "Jay Y"
So I can tell Jay Z "I'm coming for you"
What does a successful rapping cow struggle with?
Moo money moo problems
Kanye Performing at the Special Olympics
I saw that Kanye West performed at the Special Olympics. I didn't realize rapping was one of their events.
Gonna start rapping about women's rights...
Call me Feminem.
There is a new rapper who is rapping for feminism.
People call him feminem
What do you call a rapping egg?
What does the rapping shepard sing to his flock?
Ewe, crank that soldier boy!
Snoop Dogg announced he's quitting rapping to open an ice cream shop.
He's now known as Scoop Dogg.
What do you call Dr Dre, Eazy-E, Ice Cube and MC Ren rapping on top of Mt. Everest?
Niggas with Altitude.
What dictator was famous for his rapping?
Kim Jon Illin
What do you call the rapping triplet mind readers on the starship Enterprise?
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