Rapping

Jokes

What's the difference between black men and dogs?

Dogs won't start rapping if you put a chain around their neck..

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What do you call a rapping DEA agent?

Narky Nark

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A girl asked me if I was married. I said "yeah, to the game."

"Damn, is he still rapping?"

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What did Edgar Allan Poe say when he heard something rapping on his chamber door

That’s so Raven

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Rapping paper

"Today I got a gift in rapping paper."

"Don't you mean 'wrapping' paper?"

"No - rapping paper"

"How do you know it was 'rapping' paper?"

"Because it just said, 'ho, ho, ho, over and over again."

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What do you call a group of three rapping friends?

A Migos.

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What do you call a rapping pregnant woman?

A wrapper

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What did the rapping army general say when he declared war on an African country?

Swiggity Swooty, I'm coming for Djibouti

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Why are Lawyers so good at rapping?

It's because they have Bars.

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My friend said " I thought he was a rapper"

So I said " He may have done some rapping on the side, but he's no Santa Claus!"

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Whats that one PlayStation game about rapping fruit?

Pearapple the rapper.

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What's the difference between raping and rapping?

One's mostly done by criminals in shady neighborhoods, and the other is sex without consent.

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If Royce Da 5'9 gave up his career in rapping..

He'd become Royce Da 9-5.

^^^^Mixed
^^^^up
^^^^the
^^^^numbers
^^^^last
^^^^time.

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Ice Cube visits Edgar Allen Poe

Wakes him up by rapping at his chamber door.

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I'm going to start rapping under the name "Jay Y"

So I can tell Jay Z "I'm coming for you"

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What does a successful rapping cow struggle with?

Moo money moo problems

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Kanye Performing at the Special Olympics

I saw that Kanye West performed at the Special Olympics. I didn't realize rapping was one of their events.

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Gonna start rapping about women's rights...

Call me Feminem.

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There is a new rapper who is rapping for feminism.

People call him feminem

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What do you call a rapping egg?

Over-easy E

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What does the rapping shepard sing to his flock?

Ewe, crank that soldier boy!

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Snoop Dogg announced he's quitting rapping to open an ice cream shop.

He's now known as Scoop Dogg.

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What do you call Dr Dre, Eazy-E, Ice Cube and MC Ren rapping on top of Mt. Everest?

Niggas with Altitude.

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What dictator was famous for his rapping?

Kim Jon Illin

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What do you call the rapping triplet mind readers on the starship Enterprise?

Nikki Menage a Troi Courtesy of Jokels.com: http://jokels.com/jokes/what-do-you-call-the-wrapping-triplet-mind-readers-on-the-starship-enterprise

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