Rape

Jokes

What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle?

Optimistic

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What question is there no wrong answer to?

Do you want to do a rape roleplay?

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Whats the difference between a screen door and a baby?

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What do out 9 of 10 people enjoy?

Gang rape

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What do out of 10 people enjoy?

Gang rape

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Rape. Short word.

Long sentence.

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I hate jokes about rape.

The punchlines always seem forced.

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Hey, does anyone want to come over and help me rape all the leaves?!?!

God damn autocorrect!!!

*Girls

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If you force a prostitute to screw you is it rape or shoplifting?

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Why is rape better than sport?

Rape is over quickly.

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What's the difference between your girlfriend and family?

Your girlfriend doesn't rape you...

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Republican Steve King: if not for incest and rape would there be any population left?

Do you want to share something with us?

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NSFW What do 910 people enjoy?

Gang rape.

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9 out of 10 people.....

...... Love gang rape.

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What should happen after you rape a deaf girl?

You break her fingers so she won't tell anyone!

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9 out of 10 people enjoy...

Group rape!

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She: smile, I: smile

She: did you just rape me?!
Me: No, but he did
He: did

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I asked my GF if she wanted to do a rape role-play during sex, she replied with No!!

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Bill Cosby already has a Netflix comedy special ready to go when he gets out...

It's called: Now That's What I Call Rape!

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If you force sex on a prostitute, is it rape or shoplifting?

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How do you prevent a rape ?

Self-control.

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Instead of storming Area-51, we should storm Vatican

They can’t rape us all

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I was going to make a joke about rape

But its a touchy subject

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I prevented a rape today

How, you may ask?
**Self Control**

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Internet Porn Is Good, Christians!

Less rape and more water.

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The pope has decided to take these new rape allegations head on...

Instead of the normal position, ass up.

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What do 910 people enjoy?

Gang rape.

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I stopped a rape from happening today.

My friend: wow! How did you do it?

Me: with all of my willpower.

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Why did Donald commit every crime known to man including treason and little girl rape?

because he want to show you that anthing is possible if you follow your dreams and never give up, you can do anything.

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It's not rape

It's surprise sex

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Have you heard about the referendum in India to legalize gang rape?

9 of 10 voted yes.

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Was arrested after calling the rape advice hotline

Apparently it’s for victims

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Whats the one thing worse than a rape joke?

A rapier wit.

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Interview with sunny Leone

Someone: If someone rape you, what will you do?
Sunny Leone: I will take it as surprised sex :p

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NSFW Woman gets kidnapped

Guy: Would you rather be raped or murdered?
Woman: i’d rather be died.
Guy: Ok, rape her till she dies.

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We have a really weird language at home. Said the boy to his friend We say climb instead of rape, and mountain instead of fat people

The boy’s dad called him and asked “who wants to go climb a mountain?”

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "Bill."

"Bill who?"

"Bill Cosby. Now let me in so I can rape ya."

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What makes 9 out of 10 people happy?

Gang rape

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A man walked into a child rape gang hideout...

Wow you bunch of fuckers really have 0 self control. You need Jesus Christ in your life. Jesus Christ.


Amen.

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The CEO of EA raped me....

Sadly the judge threw the case out of court after it was deemed that the rape was just "surprise mechanics" and nothing else.

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Statistics show that . . .

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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What do you do when you rape deaf-mute girl?

Break her arms, so she won’t tell anyone.

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Hey, do you want to play the rape game?




"no"

That's the spirit!

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3 prisoners in a cell

3 prisoners in a cell:
-The pervert
-The psycho
-The gay
The pervert said:" if there is cat here, i'll rape it until it's dead!!!"
The psycho said:" YEAH...When it's dead, I'll rape it until I'm dead"
The gay standed in a corner and then gently said:" meowwwww"


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Gang rape isn't so bad

After all, three of out of four people enjoy it.

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NSFW - The rape game

Man: "You want to play the rape game?"

Woman, disgusted: "No."

Man, excited: "That's the spirit!"

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I can understand why some people dont like rape jokes

They always feel forced

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I look so good, tonight!

It isn’t rape anymore!!

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Today is my cake day and I said to my wife...

do you want to role play with a rape fantasy? She said ‘No!!’and I said, ‘That’s the spirit.’”

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When I first went to prison...

I was really nervous about dropping the soap, which was pretty silly in retrospect, turns out they just rape you anyways.

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