Randomness

Jokes

Old lady at Prince of Wales Hospital

So today I was walking through the Prince of Wales Hospital looking for where my appointment was and an old lady who must have been at least in her 80s walks past me and says "hey I've got a joke for you, why don't lobsters share?" I look at her all confused and ask why and she replies "because they're shellfish."

I'm sure this jokes been heard


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The randomness of life...DUN DUN DUN!

When I was a young transgendered gay homophobic boy, my lobster ate my blue chicken. From this oh so tragic experience, I became a girl with laptop snail egg frog hand for a cat sheet. AS YOU CAN TELL,life became a lot easier after that.
Pro tip: If someone tells you to call them master, say, "Okay master...bater." "Hello masturbator!" "How you doin' masturbator


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