Rainbow

Jokes

What do you call a gay Asian?

A Rainbow Trout

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A woman takes her eight-year-old grandson to the beach.

A giant wave comes crashing in and sweeps the little boy out to sea. She looks up at the heavens. "God", she says, "please. He's my only grandson. I love him more than life itself. Please, bring him back to me."

She looks up. Suddenly, the waters part. A ray of light shines from the sky. She sees a golden dolphin heading toward the shore with little Sammy on


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What did the little girls ribbon become in the rain

A rainbow

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What do gays say to each other during one night stands?

Taste the rainbow 🌈

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Why does Chick-Fil-A hate prisms?

Because they turn straight, pure white light into rainbow.

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Me: Dad, theres an awesome rainbow outside!

Dad: Did you let it in?

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My mom called and told me granpa is now somewhere over the rainbow and gone to his glory.

Yeah, I saw him on the news - he had a hell of a Pride parade.

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What do you get if you put all the colours of the rainbow in order?

A rainbow

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What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over

Rainbow road

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Modern Day Frat House.

-LGBTQ Allowed.-

People Wearing Neon Rainbow Colors Will Still Be Hazed.

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What do you call a gay couple laying on top of eachother?

A double rainbow

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What did the rainbow say to the pot of gold?

You'll be the end of me.

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Two outlets saw a unicorn throw up a rainbow and then fly away

The outlet says to the other: “That was shocking.”

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Nobody: . . Jk Rowling: Harry Potters scar is actually a rainbow

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You cant draw a straight line with a rainbow pencil.

I told my friend this too and she looked at me for like 10 seconds and she didn’t get it.

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What do you call a gay guy at the library

A Reading Rainbow

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Kirsten walked in the rain for while, before noticing that there was a big rainbow in the sky.

Kirsten was very excited, as he was in debt for quite a long time. He wants to get to the end of the rainbow to nab the gold. After what seemed like hours, he finally reached it. He sees the leprechaun and demands: "Give me your pot of gold right now!". The leprechaun rolls his eyes, and replies with

"This isn't the end of the rainbow! It's the beginning!"


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Hugh Hefner was sitting in the Playboy mansion, admiring 'the view'

He then heard there were a group of people at the door, trying to sell him flowers.

He went out and said, "Can I help you?"
"HI sir! We are from Rainbow Florists and would like to know if you want to buy some beautiful flowers for your beautiful ladies?"

"Get the hell off my property. If I want to buy flowers I won't buy it from a small


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If the rainbow is gay

Then 69 is to

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When your gay friend asks you to have sex with him

no I will not ride the rainbow.

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What do you call the ban on same sex marriage?

Rainbow Sex Sieze

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When gay people come out the closest,are they showing their true rainbow colors?

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I was at a barber shop in Bangkok and I asked to get my hair dyed, and for the barber to surprise me. I noticed that it was taking a bit longer than hair dyeing normally would, and when I looked at the finished job in the mirror, I noticed that they were in rainbow swirls.

When I asked the barber, "What is this?" he told me,"Well, it's a Thai dye."

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It takes all colors to make a rainbow.

Except black.

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Why did the unicorn cross the road?

To make the rainbow connection!

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Photons from a rainbow hit you at almost 300 million ms and you dont even flinch

I guess they are pretty light

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What did 6ix9ine say to his girl before he nutted

Taste the rainbow

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It takes all colours to make a rainbow

Except black.

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What do you call an android with a rainbow case?

A homophone.

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She said her pussy tasted like a rainbow

I found out she meant trout, not skittles....

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A girl told me her pussy tasted like a rainbow

Find out she meant trout, not Skittles

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Somebody threw Skittles at me and said, "Taste the rainbow."

So I threw M&M's at them and replied, "I'm not afraid!"

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Trigger Warning What do you call a rainbow in a gray sky?

Gay in Gray

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Trigger Warning What do you call a rainbow in a gray sky?

Gay in Gray

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What do you call a rainbow crocodile?

An alligator.

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Why are bismuth crystals rainbow?

Because they're Bi.

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I asked my five year old daughter what she wanted for her birthday.

"I want unicorns, rainbow and fairies," she giggled.

LSD it is then.

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What bow cannot be tied?

A rainbow

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The Magical Mirror

A husband and wife bought a mirror from a fortune teller hard up for cash. The fortune teller warned them that the mirror was capable of magically granting wishes, but to make sure you were mindful of the words you chose. If you rhyme and keep it simple, everything should be fine.

They of course didn’t believe her, but chose the by the mirror because they liked how it looked. Th


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Why are all Leprechauns drug addicts?

Because there's pot at the end of the rainbow!

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If you took LSD and ate some Skittles...

...would you be able to hear and smell the rainbow too?

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In my family, we make a sandwich with Lettuce, Guac, Bacon and Tomato

We call it the "over the rainbow"

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Yo momma so far

She sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.

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I asked a baker where does he go to get his pies weighed. He said somewhere over the rainbow.........

Weigh a pie

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What does rain do after its done

it takes a rainbow

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My cock is rainbow coloured

Tell your mum to stop changing her damn lipstick

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What do you call a deceitful little criminal who lives at the end of the rainbow?

A leprechaun artist!

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What did the Leprechaun find at the end of the rainbow?

A new exercise program.

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Why do people even make a big deal about Houndini escaping straightjackets?

I mean, just paint it every color of the rainbow, then boom, no straightjacket.

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I ate a rainbow-colored Altoid

It was bi-curiously strong.

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