Quicksand

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What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?

Quatro sinko!

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Your dick is like quicksand

It makes me go down

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To make quicksand, all you need is 1 cup of maize cornflour and half a cup of water.

Let that sink in.

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What do you call 5 Mexicans in quicksand?

Cinco

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What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?

quatro cinco

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A priest gets into quicksand

he notices he can´t get himself out of there, so he starts praying. Along comes a guy. The guy sees the priest and asks: "do you need help?" But the priest just answers: "No, god will help me." He sinks in deeper and deeper, is in to his hip, as antoher guy comes by and asks the priest wether he could help him. Again the priest turns him down: "My faith will safe me.


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What do you call a black man in quicksand?

Neil. His name is Neil

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100 lawyers are in a bus stuck on a bed of quicksand

... Let that sink in

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What do you call 4 mexicans standing in quicksand?

Cuatro sink-oh

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When I was growing up, we didn't have a sandbox, we had a quicksand box.

I was an only child....eventually.

(From my favorite comedian: Steven Wright)

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I was walking my dog the other day...

We were following this track through the country and having not seen anybody else for miles I chose to let him off the lead.

He was trained quite well off the lead and although he didn't like to stay within eyesight he would always come to a whistle.

I walk the dog as an excuse to smoke... staying out of the house, and away from my parents, so I tend to get quite car


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What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?

Cuatro sinko.

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When I was a child we had a sandbox.

It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually.

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A priest is drowning in quicksand...

As he's going down, knees deep, a rescue team arrives and throws a rope at him, urging him to grab it so they can lift him up.

The priest answers "Do not fear, my children, God will save me ! I have faith in Him, he will do something." And so the men that came to his help leave.

The priest, now waist high up in quicksand, starts to pray : "Lord Almight


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God please

A very pious man is stuck in quicksand. He's in up to his belly when 2 firemen come by, he says : " only God can save me, leave me alone!". The 2 firemen insist but the religious man won't change his mind, "only God can help me" he repeats. The firemen finally leave him but after some time they feel they should go back and help. But again, the religious man, who now h


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What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?

Cuatro cinco.

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A gorilla was strolling through the jungle when he came upon a lion sinking in a pool of quicksand

"Save me, gorilla!" shouted the lion. "Drowning in the quicksand is no way for the king of the jungle to die!"

The gorilla quickly grabbed the lion by the rear and started pounding him in the ass.

When he finished he yanked the lion from the quicksand, tossed him as far as he could, and ran for his life.

The lion was furious and gave chase


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A guy gets stuck in quicksand...

A guy is walking through the jungle and soon finds himself stuck in quicksand. He tries and tries to get himself unstuck, but the more he tries, the deeper he sinks. Soon he gets stuck up to his knees and starts screaming for help.
A passerby comes to see what the fuss is all about and finds the man buried up to his knees in quicksand with a terrified look on his face.
"Oh thank g


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What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?

Quattro Sinko

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What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?

Quatro cinco.

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What do you call four mexicans in quicksand?

Cuatro Sink-o!

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I made love to a girl in quicksand.

That was the only time she went down on me.

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An elephant and a mouse

An elephant and a mouse were best friends. One day they were walking through the jungle and the elephant accidentally stepped in quicksand and started sinking. He yelled to the mouse "help".
The mouse yelled back, "What can I do, I am just a tiny mouse."
He said, "do something."
So the mouse ran off and came back driving a Mercedes, tied it to the


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What do you call a jar of mayonnaise stuck in quicksand?

Sinko de mayo

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What do you call four Mexicans stuck in quicksand?

Cuatro sink-o.

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What do you call four matadors in quicksand?

Quatro Cinco

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What do you call a group of Spaniards in quicksand?

Bean dip

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What do you call 4 Spaniards in quicksand?

Quatro cinco

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4 bullfighters in quicksand

What do you call 4 bullfighters in quicksand?

Quattro cinco

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What do you call four Mexicans stuck in quicksand?

Cuatro Sinko

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What Do You Call 4 Mexicans In Quicksand?

Cuatro Cinco!

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What do you call 4 mexicans in quicksand?

Cuatro sinko.

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A horse and a chicken(maybe nsfw)

On a farm there's a horse and a chicken that are best friends. They're walking along one day and the horse winds up falling into some quicksand. The chicken tries to pull him out to no avail and then looks back to see the farmer's F150 with a 12 inch lift and huge tires. So he says "Hold on buddy, I'll be right back."

The chicken runs over to the truck, h


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What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quicksand?

Quatro cinqo.

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My dad always told me to follow in his footsteps...

... he died in quicksand

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What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?

Cuatro cinco.

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What do you call four mexicans that are sinking in quicksand?

quatro Cinco

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What do you call 5 Mexican men sinking in quicksand?

Quturo sinko

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A priest gets into quicksand...

he notices he can´t get himself out of there, so he starts praying. Along comes a guy. The guy sees the priest and asks: "do you need help?" But the priest just answers: "No, god will help me." He sinks in deeper and deeper, is in to his hip, as antoher guy comes by and asks the priest wether he could help him. Again the priest turns him down: "My faith will safe me.


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What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?

Quatro cinqo.

EDIT: Yeah, I take French, not Spanish. :)

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What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?

Quatro cinco.

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What did the elephant say when he was pulled out of the quicksand by the balls?

Thank you, Mr. and Mrs. Ball!

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What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?

Quatro sink-o.

ZING!

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