A wife gets drunk one night and thinking it would be a bit of fun, buys a voodoo doll of her husband.
She staggers home, drops the doll on the floor and falls in to bed. The next morning she wakes up, oblivious to what she had done the previous night.
Over the course of the next few days the husband experiences some very weird occurrences. He randomly develops cuts and bruises all over his body, he starts to smell of urine and no matter how many times he showers, he can't get ri
The People of Pompeii wake up one morning
and they smell a horrible scent throughout the town. The aroma wafted through every nook and cranny of the Roman village, sharing its putrid and sulfuric fragrance with every man, woman, and child. The agitated citizens blamed Mt Vesuvius for the smell, to which Mt Vesuvius replied, "Trust me, if it were me, you'd be dead."
A man goes in to a public toilet and sees a man with no arms standing by the urinal. The armless man turns to him and says, ''Could you help me, please? My zip needs undoing."
''Okay.'' says the first man, and he pulls down the man's zip.
The armless man then says, ''Could you take it out for me?''
''Um, well, okay." says the first man. He pulls the armless man's dick out of his pants and sees that it is covered in red bumps, green veins and brown scabs oozing with yellow pus. It
What's the M0D's name before they're triggered turning into a furious, putrid, lump of blubber?
Never use butter to fap
I’d say its been 8 or 9 years since the last time I rammed a stick of butter up my ass while jerking off and fingering my asshole. I did it because it felt really good but that’s not the point of this story. I want to tell you of the events proceeding this fateful masturbation.
I’m sitting there watching The Fresh Prince of Bel Air and around 15 minute