Purity

Jokes

What do you call a steam engine that transports low purity meth?

Thomas the Crank Engine

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I got a 98 on my Rice Purity Test

I'm such a pure soul! I only checked off the last two.

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A bus full of nuns crashes and they all die

And go to heaven. St. Peter greets them at the pearly gates and says "Behold! The Fountain of Purity! If any of you are impure you may wash it away in its water and enter into heaven."

The nuns are quiet at first, but one brave nun speaks up and says, "I once gave the priest a handjob behind the altar. St. Peter says, "Go wash your hands in the Fountain of Purity a


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Definition of silane

Silane is compound with silicon and hydrogen, is the floorboard of a series of compounds, including silane silane (SiH4) and b (Si2H6) and some more advanced silicon hydrogen compounds.The most used is silicane.Generally the silican do silane for short.
Silane as a source of silicon components of gas, can be used in the manufacture of high purity polycrystalline silicon, monocrystalline sili


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Buddhist teacher and student are talking over a cup of tea

Teacher:

Today as I was driving in heavy traffic, I saw a woman running across the road, in-between the cars.
She was jaywalking. I knew that, if I ignore her and don't act, I'm leaving the decision to someone else.
By choosing not to do anything, I'm leaving the decision to the next driver. I would be responsible for
that next drivers actions. The o


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Lannister blood line

These days the trick used by Cersei Lannister and Jaime Lannister to maintain the purity of blood line is called "Incest"

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Four nuns go to heaven...

Four nuns just died and walk in a procession line to Heaven. They are greeted by Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates who tells them : "greetings Sisters. In order for me to let you through Heaven, I must make sure that you are cleansed of sin". He turns to the first nun and asks her :

"Sister, are you clean of sin?"

And the first nun answers : "No, I


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