Purgatory

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With cats behaving like dicks and all ...

... is that why it's called purgatory?

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So we have Stairway to Heaven and Highway to Hell...

...and yet no Carpool to Purgatory

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What's the difference between Purgatory and Hell?

In Purgatory, the only visitor you're allowed is Lena Dunham.

In Hell, it's a conjugal visit.

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Gabe Newell dies...

...and winds up in purgatory. He meets a man there and asks him how to leave the purgatory and live again. The man says, "You must descend to the third level of this existance, then and only then will you live again." Gabe agrees and quickly spots stairs down to the second level. On that second level, he is soon enveloped in a thick blanket of fog. He wanders for years, never finding tha


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Why is the founder of Comcast going to purgatory?

He met St. Peter at the pearly gates and St. Peter said was, "Please hold. Your soul is very important to us."

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There was a huge earthquake at the Christian Brothers' Monastery, which was destroyed...

All fifty brothers were killed and went to heaven at the same time. At the Pearly Gates, St Peter said, “Let's go through the entry test as a group. First question, how many of you have played around with little boys?” Forty-nine hands went up. “Okay, right!” said St Peter. “You forty-nine can go down to Purgatory to atone for that before you can enter Heaven. Oh


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