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An old guy is sitting on a bus when a punk rocker gets on...

The punk rocker's mohawk is red, green, yellow and orange.
He has feather earrings.
When he sees the old man staring at him, the punk rocker says, "What's the matter old man? Didn't you ever do anything wild when you were a young guy?"
The old guy says in reply "Yeah. One time I screwed a peacock. I thought maybe you were my kid."


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"Mummy, what is a punk?"

"Well dear, back when I was your age, punks were people who listened to loud rock music and had strange hairstyles. Why do you ask?" "Daddy says when you go to bingo tonight, he's going to make me swallow his punk".

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A punk gets onto a bus.

A few seats next to him he sees a young beautiful nun.

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After the nun gets off the bus, the bus driver discretely asks the punk: "I saw how you looked at her, she sure is hot, isn't she?"

Punk: "Yes, she is"

Driver: "You would love to fuck her, right?"

Punk: "Sure, who wouldn�


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There once was a punk kid who would always ask his mother to use her car so he could hang with his friends.

"I need the car, Ma." He would say.

"Your brother is using it for work." She would always reply.

His brother was an up and coming comedian who was always going around to open mic nights trying to make a name for himself. Since he was working so hard, their mom tended to favor lending her car to the brother instead.

One day, the punk kid wa


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How many punk rockers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to kick the chair out from under him.

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How many punk rockers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to kick the chair out from under him.

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When Thomas The Tank Engine was younger he was very rebellious.

A real steam punk!

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What do you call a mummy that is into punk rock?

Emotehp

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Bus Ride

Old guy is sitting on a bus. He is staring at a punk rocker. The guy he is staring at has piercings, tats and a spectacular spiked hair. The guys hair is amazing, every color in the rainbow and 10 inches high.
The punk rocker sees the old guy staring at him and asks him what the fuck he is staring at?
The old guy says when i was younger I did a lot of drugs and some pretty crazy thin


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40-something year old man in the food court at the mall...

...and sees a 20-something year old person with a spiked, multicolored mohawk.

Young person asked the guy, "What's the matter, old man?! Never seen a punk hair-do before?!"

"Old" man replies, "That's not it, at all. It's just that when I was in my 20s I did some mushrooms and fucked a parrot. Thought maybe you were my kid."


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Why did the farmer start a punk band?

He was tired of haulin’ oats!

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You know Im not a huge fan of seam punk

But it is by far the best way to prepare punk

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What do you call it when Dwayne Johnson plays guitar?

Punk Rock.

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You get in a fight with a guy and he says to you, "Nobody screws with me, punk!". How do you reply?

"Well, one day you'll find the right girl, and all that will change."

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\-credit to Police Academy

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What is the difference between Lil Peep and Punk?

Punk´s not dead

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Why did the punk rocker cross the road?

because he had a chicken safety pinned to his face.

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How many punk rockers does it take to change a lightbulb ?

One...Two...Three...Four!!!!

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How do you get a Punk out of bathtub?

Turn on the water.

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I wouldn't call myself a fan of steampunk

But I will say it's the healthiest way to prepare punk

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I wouldn't call myself a fan of steampunk

But I will say it's the healthiest way to prepare punk

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Why did the punk rocker not finish his pepsi?

He thought it was an icky pop.

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What do you call a punk rock kid without a girlfriend?

Homeless.

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I used to be a cop..

I'm on the job six weeks. Barely out of training floaties. I'm on foot patrol. It's a little before midnight. I clock this beat up Plymouth with Jersey plates, parked under the bridge. Trusty flashlight I walk over, I rap on the glass. In the backseat, there's a girl doing her homework. In the front seat, there's a kid some Jersey punk just sitting there listening to music


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What did Daft Punk say when they stayed up until midnight to see if their Powerball ticket won?

We're up all night to get lucky

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What did Daft Punk say when they stayed up until midnight if their lottery ticket won?

We're up all night to get lucky.

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An old man gets on a bus and walks to the back to find an open seat.

He sits in the back row and across from him is a punk rocker with green hair, and red and yellow feather earring. The old man keeps staring at the young punk.

The punk looks straight at the old man and says "What's the matter pops ain't you ever done anything crazy in your life?!"

The old man replies "Yeah one time I fucked a parrot and I was jus


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I was a cocky little punk when I was younger

I remember one time, when I was 9 years old, getting called into the principal's office.

“Your behavior is out of line, and getting worse & worse each day. Standards really are slipping."

"I'll do the talking” he replied.

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What do you call a rock with a bad attitude?

Punk Rock

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I wouldn't consider myself a fan of steampunk.

But I will say this, it is undoubtedly the healthiest way to prepare punk.

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I'm Not a big fan of steam punk...

But I do agree that it is the best way to prepare punk.

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Why did the punk wear camo pants?

He didn’t want to scene.

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Why did the punk were camo pants?

He didn’t want to be scene.

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A man walks along the street in his city. He then sees a punk with an impressively big red irokese.

He stops and takes an long and intense look at the punk and his irokese.
The punk gets annoyed and shouts at the man: "What's up, grandpa? Never done something stupid in your life?"
To which the man replies: "Oh, well, yes of course I did stupid things in my life. For example, I used the fuck chicken when I was younger. Now I am thinking if you could be my son.&quo


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I walked up to a man on the street...

... to ask him if he wanted to join my punctuation club. He replied, "Oh yes, I really need that for my son. He's one of those and really needs it." "One of what?" I asked, slightly bewildered. "A punk, of course."

It turns out he thought I said, "Punk Tuition".


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An elderly gentleman sits on a park bench.

On the opposite bench sits a young punk. With his multi\-colored mohawk and facial tattoos, he presents quite a spectacle for the older man, who can't help but to stare incredulously. Finally, the young punk has had enough of the elderly man's staring.

"What's your problem, old man?" yells the punk. "Didn't you ever do anything wild and rebellious?&


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I wouldn't really say I am a fan of Steampunk.

But it is the healthiest way to prepare punk.

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A punk rocker gets on the bus

He has a large mohawk with green, yellow, purple and orange hair. An old guy sitting on the bus stares at him, and the punk says, "What's the matter, old man, didn't you ever do anything wild in your life?" And the old man says, "Yeah, one time I fucked a parrot. I thought maybe you were my kid."


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Joker is one hell of a punk...

Thats one hell of a Harley he's riding.

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Jokes is a hell of a punk...

Thats one hell of a Harley he's riding.

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Why did the punk cross the road?

Because he had a chicken nailed to his head.

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Dude!!! Im so punk rock!!!

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What did the Japanese criminal say to his victim?

“You ferring rucky, punk?”

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What is Helen Keller's favorite punk band?

Senses Fail

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What is steam punk?

A kettle that plays three chords.

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I was wearing a Foo Fighters T-Shirt when some punk said to me Pssh, I bet youre not even a real Foo Fighters fan.

“Excuse me, did you just assume I’m The Pretender”?

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A nurse was in the emergency department, when a punk entered.

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Why did the punk rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.

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What is Kevin Spacey's favorite punk rock band?

Minor Threat

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What's the worst thing that a punk rocker can get?

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Why did the punk rocker cross the road?

...because he had a chicken safety pinned to his face.

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